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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 25 天前

It's finally here!

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It's finally here!

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 25 天前
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        I didn’t think I’d get so much use out of this a week ago HOLES IS HOLES

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      TenForward is leaking expanding.

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        Probably both

        • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world
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          Both indeed

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    When they tell you to remember to clean the mouthpiece, they really mean it this time!

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      *asspiece

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    I heard OP play. They stink.

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    Just in time for band camp!

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      Did you ever see her audition tape?

      https://youtube.com/watch?v=T9yZr4r6ZNI

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    May your reeds never splinter.

    • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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      have you tried plastics? i’m on my first one right now and i feel conflicted

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        I don’t play any reed instruments myself so I have no idea of the actual difference it might have on the sound. Or if they would not splinter in a rectum.

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    Instant classic

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    One time at band camp

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      (Ok, it’s a transverse flute)

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        Longitudinal > Transverse 😉

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    For playing the brown note.

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    Did you try it? Can you play us a fart please?

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      A la Roland the Farter.

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        A jump, a whistle and a fart simultaneously? Sounds like an Olympic sport.

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    Toot-toooooot!

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    Is this like a rusty trombone?

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    If only Le Pétomane had one of these.

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      Fun fact, his last name was Pujol.

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    Is that where trump gets all of his ideas?

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    Sounds Boschian.

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    I’m proficient at that

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