Making a complement before having sex could be considered a bribe
do you take bribes
yes
You’re very cute and good at shitposting, famously the two most sexy qualities
now you need to sex me 🙂↕️ or else
Oh noooo well I guess we have to 😌
When the sapphic Lemmy gang gets a working car:
With enough crowdfunding, maybe we can outfit a bus! They’re relatively easy to repair and get parts for, so we might be able to make a traveling, transcontinental commune!
Call it what it is. A fuck bus full of rabid lesbians 🤤. The right advertising goes a long way.
I thought lesbians traveled in uhauls
Not exactly.
I hear there’s a deal on Subaru’s right now!
This is like the reverse version of “Guys only complement women so they can have sex with them”
I would have sex with you.
🫠 prove it
Message me on matrix and we can figure out scheduling and transportation.
its so hot when you shitpost
You have to double dare me first. Calling bluffs is hot
You are so cuddly, UwU
This is the relationship I now have with my wife. Stale incense, old sweat, and lies lies lies.
So this is what awaits.
The fact is that not a lot of marriages survive a partner transitioning. My story? Dead bedroom for over six months, among other deep-seated issues. I’m ready to hit the bricks.
because you aren’t my next door neighbour :(
Nobody owes anybody sex.
You’re not wrong, but it’s also not a serious position. She’s just shy about people complimenting her for being so darn cute.
I’ll DM you one sex if you promise to give it back. with the sole intent to create a situation when you owe me one sex.
You are super cute and I’m fine proving it (´꒳`)♡
paule let’s get em
