I wish I could help but all of my gfs have wanted to play tonsil hockey (minimum) from the first date. I’m not sure I would have the strength of mind to take things slow. I’m 100% sure I would go insane.

Keep up the good work, ladies!

Oh look its my SO.

I only ask because it’s the same colour as espresso crema, which would definitely affect the flavour.

Never mind that. WTF have they decorated it with. You’re not supposed to add shit to Guinness.

Plenty of context. Just look around.

Well i try my best, but it takes a village to raise just one child. Unfortunately it takes just one shitty parent to fuck up all that hard work and there are some choice examples at my kids school.

The most Scottish breakfast you can find. Especially if you have it with a deep fried cigarette.

I mean I wouldn’t try that in my humidifier.

Part of me regrets not transitioning already, but then my kids probably wouldn’t exist if I had.

I feel so seen ❤️

I’m sure the people who are pushing for the bathroom stuff would make an exception if they saw buck angel following their wife into the bathroom.

I mean the bot farms, not actual Russians.

At this point it’s pretty much just Russians and pedophiles that use Facebook. Probably also Russian pedophiles.

Harriet potter (sorry for the slop)

Cool, now let’s see the same chart for transphobia.

Get it tattooed

He tried to have a stroke, but Ivanka slapped his hand away.