• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldEnglish
    33·
    14 hours ago

    • Be me.

    • Go to school

    • Everyone else in my class counting on fingers

    • Pull out Abacus

    • Crowd immediately forms

    • “Hey guys! He’s doing multi-variable calculus over here!!!”

    • Smile smugly. Don’t these kids know the abacus has been around for 3000 years?

    • Teacher tells me to stop cheating. Accuses me of black magic

    • Just laugh. Calculate pi to 100 places. People running out of the room screaming and crying.

    • Sent to principle’s office. Principle amazed by my technological expertise. Nominates me for Head Boy.

    • Ministry of Magic sends down delegation to investigate my new kind of wizardry

    • Correctly estimate the future national gross domestic product for the next two quarters

    • Voldemort appears and tries to steal my device

    • Perfectly calculate the circumference of his head. Voldemort banished to the shadow realm for 10,000 years.

    • Everyone cheers

    • Open the door, get on the floor. Everybody walk the dinosaur

    True story

  • cally [he/they]@pawb.socialEnglish
    3·
    13 hours ago

    > look at the arch linux news before updating (like a responsible arch linux user)

    > run an update for the os through the command line

    > sudo pacman -Syu && notify-send "Finished updating!"

    > minimize the terminal emulator

    > wait until update is finished

    > close the terminal emulator

    > mfw nothing crazy happens

    look, if you’re using the terminal and your distro shows a lot of hacker-y text on screen when updating, then yeah of course there’s a chance that less tech-literate people are gonna think you’re hacking into the mainframe… still the story is definitely exaggerated

  • MyNameIsIgglePiggle@sh.itjust.works
    222·
    21 hours ago

    Similar though far less extreme thing happened to me in highschool ~99

    Some kid decided to rename the other kids home directory folders because they were their student IDs, not an easily identifiable name.

    Sure enough, when said students went to log back in, their data was gone.

    They took away MY access because they wanted me to come to the staff room to get it restored so that I can fix it for them.

    Why we had access to all students home directories and data is beyond me FFS. But yeah.

    I did plenty of shit I shouldn’t have done, for sure, but that wasn’t me, and it was the one time I got my access revoked.

    Anyway, it was a good lesson to install a keylogger on a few machines which logged to the local c: and then I got some other accounts for free internet and print credit so there was no more logging me out after that.

  • MoonMelon@lemmy.mlEnglish
    39·
    1 day ago

    This happened to a friend of mine in the 90s. He was checking his email with pine. The lady who ran the school computer lab called the terminal “the black program with the blinking thing.”

  • PastafARRian@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    172·
    2 days ago

    This more or less happened to my friend circa ~2000s. They were technically amazing for our age. When the school “database” was deleted they and a friend were suspended for an entire month, almost expelled.

    Turns out they had warned their teacher that the files were in a public shared folder and anyone could just literally delete them. No backups, these were grades, assignments, etc for dozens of teachers over many years. They were severely punished for trying to disclose a vulnerability essentially and blamed for the whole thing.

    • LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyzEnglish
      951·
      1 day ago

      Never report vulnerabilities yourself to an organization, always use a neutral, trusted third party to report it.

        • Natanael@infosec.pub
          2·
          13 hours ago

          Depending on where you are, either the regional / national school system administration, or some random local journalist

        • Wolf314159@startrek.website
          241·
          1 day ago

          If you were in highschool at the time, really the only ethical thing to do for someone in your position is to delete all the files and shine a light on their bad security practices, but don’t say anything about it to anyone. It’s that last bit that always gets you in trouble. Absolute candor is something adults almost never want to hear from children.

          • michaelmrose@lemmy.worldEnglish
            13·
            20 hours ago

            Couldn’t you just rename it to something obvious so as to make people think it was gone whilst leaving all the valuable data intact. mv valuableData.whatever valuableData.thiswholethingisvulnerablefixit

            • Wolf314159@startrek.website
              4·
              18 hours ago

              My teacher one year gave me an F because he didn’t bother to grade anything in a timely fashion, also didn’t store (or organize) any student assignments that had been handed in, and when the end of the year came made me go digging through a giant stack of everyone’s assignments to find mine to prove I deserved a reasonable grade AFTER I had already been sent home with an F. I eventually got the grade I deserved, but I shouldn’t have had to fight for it like that. Apparently this was a common routine for this teacher, but lots of students didn’t bother to fight it. It didn’t get fixed until that cabinet was physically emptied and I handed all the assignments back to their authors.

              I am thinking of the teachers. And I think OPs situation is remarkably similar. But kids, being kids, will not be heard by adults when they shout warnings, like “Why haven’t you graded and returned any of my assignments yet this term?” or “This valuable/dangerous thing should be secured, who responsibility is that?” It may not be moral advice, but like the song says, sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind.

              • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                2·
                14 hours ago

                Your response to “think of the teachers” is to talk about the one time you had a bad teacher? Bruh, what?

              • Aatube@kbin.melroy.org
                1·
                14 hours ago

                “Why haven’t you graded and returned any of my assignments yet this term?”

                This is not that situation. The database includes everything including graded assignments. It HELPS teachers find the relevant materials because you don’t have to dig through a giant stack instead of doing a Ctrl+F. In fact, you’ll cause a ton of students need to leaf through their chunks of old files and gather their past submissions to repeat exactly what you went through for every single class. What you propose is not at all kind or ethical.

        • Gustephan@lemmy.world
          221·
          1 day ago

          None. Just cheat. It will prepare you for the real world better than pretending to respect the authority of morons.

  • snoons@lemmy.caEnglish
    311·
    1 day ago

    Omg same experience. Bruh I just wanted to watch some youtube on my break but I had to update firefox or smtn and my coworkers thought I was hacking the wifi lolol

    • Lemminary@lemmy.world
      4·
      1 day ago

      Same, but I was literally just opening the command prompt and hadn’t even learned to navigate the file system yet.