MrSebSin@sh.itjust.worksM to Cyanide and Happiness@lemm.ee · 2 years ago20 November 2023sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square21linkfedilinkarrow-up1841arrow-down16
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minus-squarebleistift2@feddit.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up62·2 years agoDon’t give them ideas. Henry Stickmin, I hereby sentence you to death. You are to raise the money for the required medical procedure by slave work for the next 75 years.
minus-squaregreenskye@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·2 years agoI mean, they can’t really force you to work in that case. Why wouldn’t you just refuse to work? Or just hunger strike?
minus-squareExfilBravo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down3·2 years ago*Points at Geneva Conventions.
minus-squarejmcs@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down1·2 years agoOnly applies to prisoners of war.
minus-squareFurball@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoEasy, declare your prison cell a country and then declare war on the country your in
minus-squareSokathHisEyesOpen@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 years ago*Points at the Constitution.
minus-squareDudeDudensonlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 years agoAh but it doesn’t violate the conventions if we convince people it’s not torture but rather medical treatment!
minus-squareZron@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down2·2 years agoThey can force you to work. Slavery is still legal in the US as a punishment under the 14 amendment
minus-squareMaultasche@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 years ago Henry Stickmin, I hereby sentence you to death. Death by teleporter?
minus-squareRadioactive Radio@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoJust immediately buy a PS5 with death money.
Don’t give them ideas.
I mean, they can’t really force you to work in that case. Why wouldn’t you just refuse to work? Or just hunger strike?
torture?
*Points at Geneva Conventions.
Only applies to prisoners of war.
Easy, declare your prison cell a country and then declare war on the country your in
New war incoming?
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*Points at the Constitution.
Ah but it doesn’t violate the conventions if we convince people it’s not torture but rather medical treatment!
They can force you to work.
Slavery is still legal in the US as a punishment under the 14 amendment
Sounds like job security!
I get to work, for free?!
Death by teleporter?
Just immediately buy a PS5 with death money.