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Lady Butterfly she/her@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 天前

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Good tip

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Lady Butterfly she/her@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 天前
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  • son_named_bort@lemmy.world
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    16 小时前

    And yet she didn’t ask him about his highschool mascot.

  • RodgeGrabTheCat@sh.itjust.works
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    For these “security questions” I always make a nonsense answer and record it in my password manager.

    Q: “Name of your first love”

    A: pizza

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      You say nonsense, but only give a sensible example

      • spicehoarder@lemm.ee
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        16 小时前

        He was too ashamed to give his actual answer “pineapple pizza”

      • RodgeGrabTheCat@sh.itjust.works
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        18 小时前

        Thank you.

    • Lady Butterfly she/her@lemmy.worldOP
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      24 小时前

      Yep I use the same fake DOB each time

    • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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      Same here.

      Q: What’s your mom’s maiden name?

      A: She died in a horrific fire last year

      😀

      • RodgeGrabTheCat@sh.itjust.works
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        18 小时前

        That’s dark, I like.

  • DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works
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    1 天前

    What's your name?
    Where do you live?
    What do you like to eat?
    

    • Thadden@lemmy.world
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      1 天前

      We are all computery!

      • DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works
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        13 小时前

        Oh yeah,
        wow,
        wow,
        wow,
        this is a computer.

  • Deflated0ne@lemmy.world
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    1 天前

    Everyone shut up!

    Let it happen… This is a canon event for him…

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    • ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world
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      1 天前

      hmm I think the red circle actually contributes to this meme.

  • ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    3 天前

    Modeling at Shutterstock. Nice touch.

    • amorpheus@lemmy.world
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      2 天前

      The perfect cover.

  • Kühlschrank@lemmy.world
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    2 天前

    Modeling job at shutterstock already had me

  • Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    3 天前

    She’s obviously into you, you should give her your SSN so she can check out your financial stability. It makes you even more attractive

    • Lady Butterfly she/her@lemmy.worldOP
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      Great idea! I also suggest screenshots of bank statements. Although they can be faked, so maybe login details would be easier

    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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      2 天前

      I’m sure it will not.

  • PacMan@sh.itjust.works
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    2 天前

    Need the last 4 digits of your SSN too

  • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
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    The answer to all three of your questions is “Gary”

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    • stringere@sh.itjust.works
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      Our Gary died in a bad plankton incident. We now have Gary 2 and Gary 3.

  • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksM
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    You have subscribed to red flag facts! 🚩:
    Did you know the color red is the rarest color to appear on every country flag on Mars? Because the planet is rich in the reddish iron oxide mineral ferrihydrite, it would be difficult to distinguish apart any jurisdictions under normal atmospheric conditions. This is why the US currently uses radio K-band frequencies and metallic debris for demarcation. And local terrestrials scream in the 700nm subharmonic range, which to humans appears approximately deep-red to the invisible infrared range… which is why we cannot see or hear them.

    • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
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      I want to photoshop an anime dude losing a sword fight right under the focus of those banners.

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    deleted by creator

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    She just wants to tell you your porn star name

  • QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works
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    True love like this, makes me tear up every time.

    • Lady Butterfly she/her@lemmy.worldOP
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      I love seeing a modern day romance 😍

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