Glorious.

Not tossing a couple grenades into his pope box was a failing that our military may never live down.

Zero risk. Would have become a hero.

Corporate real estate is some truly dystopian shit man. They all look so depressing because they don’t want whatever tax office or vape shop leases it next looking like a McDonalds. Now apply that thinking to an entire society.

First time in my adult life I’m genuinely proud to be an american.

Brown a pound of hamburger. Mix it with 2 cans cream of chicken or mushroom or broccoli or whatever cream of soup you like.

Line a casserole dish with tater tots. Add your creamy meat amalgamation and spread it all over the top of the tots. Then add another layer of tots on top. Cover with shredded cheese and bake it covered with foil for however long the tot bag says to bake them. Then uncover and broil it to crust up the cheese.

This is just a base mind you. You can add stuff to it to your hearts content. Add green beans to make yourself feel better about this carb nuke you’re about to consume. Top with canned biscuits to make a pot pie. etc.

By leaving it at home.

Nobody is out there crowing about the superiority of Iran. Or how Iran is sooooooo great.

It’s just schadenfreude. It’s a quadruple heroin overdose of schadenfreude directly in our veins. We’ve screamed and cried and protested and called reps and done everything we could for 2 years while watching a genocide live on TV. For 2 years.

It’s very cathartic to see that evil genocidal pedophile colony get its shit rocked. I cheered watching a hypersonic missile hit the Israeli Pentagon and I’ll keep cheering.

Israel hit first. They called it preemptive but it was premeditated. Big difference. They punched above their weight now the hit dog is hollering. The very moment Israel sues for peace and comes to the table with concessions I’ll support the violence coming to a negotiated end. And not a moment before. Until then. Pound them into fucking sand. Twist the goddamn knife.

Chump can get involved if he wants but I won’t go die for Israel. Not for all the money held by the Forbes 500. If they call a draft I’ll dodge it.

Iran has the right to defend itself.

BRB. Going to install DIABLO font and change my whole system to it.

That’s what Israel does best. Bombing (edit: thwt typo wasnt wrong either) children.

Iran shot down 3 F-35s.

The stories are always pretty good. But I didn’t like the 3-way split story in 5. Had it starred any one of the 3 protags all the way through it would have been damn near perfect.

I loved San Andreas. One of my all time favs. And yes it broke my heart to drive to Grove St in 5 and see its Ballers hood now.

For that matter, the successful assassination of JFK didn’t stop Johnson from handling Vietnam so poorly, and didn’t stop Nixon from being Nixon to begin with.

Operation Northwoods.

Ronald Reagan was shot at and hit in 1981, but it took the nuclear near miss in 1983 for him to de-escalate his rhetoric.

The worst thing John Hinkley ever did was choose to use a .22 that day. Based as hell for taking a shot at The Devil (.tm) like he did. The man is a hero. But damn did he choose his weapon poorly. (Jodie Foster thought it was hot)

it’s important to remember that Trump was shot. Eleven months ago today, actually. It did nothing to stop this,

Because it was a setup. Not an organic shooting.

Remember when Steve Scalice (sp?) got shot? Remember PLAY BALL all over the internet? That had the desired effect. It works. When its real.

We live in the future.

For 3 grand you can buy a smart scope that does all the trig for you. You tell it where you want to hit. Plug in the weight, barrel length, powder charge, etc. It does the math and gives you a firing solution.