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  • bampop@lemmy.world
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    Come and talk to me when you’ve made a Möbius sandwich with a single piece of bread.

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      It’s Möbin time!!!

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      There is a science or food YouTuber out there who’d be really excited to try this, if only they read your idea.

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        To do it right you really need a piece of ham cut in a Möbius strip too. I think that might be the hard part.

        EDIT: wait, no. Putting the ham in the sandwich. That’s the hard part.

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          No, you need a Möbius ham slice and a non-moebius bread loop (albeit with a full twist)

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            Hmm. I think it wouldn’t work because the ham would need to be twisted around the bread beforehand. At least that’s what my initial experiments with toilet paper indicate.

            EDIT: OK, best I can come up with, you’ll need a custom made bread oven in modular sections forming a twisted torus, like a fusion reactor only it’s a bread oven. Now get a really big ham. Make a hole in it and assemble the bread oven passing through the hole. If you can’t put the ham in the sandwich you need to put the sandwich in the ham. Fill up with dough and start baking. While it’s cooking, carve your ham into a Möbius strip twisted around the oven. Disassemble the oven, cut any excess crust off the bread, give it a twist, a flick of the wrist, and voilà! Möbius ham sandwich!

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    Corn dogs are cylindrical sandwiches

    Chicken balls are spherical sandwiches.

    Scotch eggs are spherical burgers, which are a subset of sandwiches.

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      Corn dogs and chicken balls are calzones.

      Scotch Eggs are salad Calzone, because they’re are not just an egg covered in meat.

      I didn’t make the cube rule of food classification, I just enforce it blindly and with great fervor.

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        CubeRule.com

        • grue@lemmy.world
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          Hmm… what is shepherd’s pie, then? Upside-down toast?

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            upside down potato pizza

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          Okay but how is pumpkin pie toast and not a quiche?

          It has support on all sides and bottom.

          Edit: I guess it’s a slice of pie?

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        How is a Scotch egg a salad?!

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          Apologies, It’s obviously Calzone when whole.

          For some reason I forgot scotch eggs had breading on the outside.

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            Hmm… apology accepted. But you should eat more Scotch eggs!

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              This will be an appropriate penance, I accept!

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          I would think it’s a calzone based on the chart

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            Exactly! I am offended by _stranger_'s “great fervor” getting it wrong!

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        What about arancini?

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    That’s fine and all but what we really need to be talking about is poor bread to filling ratio.

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    • cenzorrll@lemmy.ca
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      Yeah, that’s a weak ass sandwich

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      We would have 12 potential surfaces for condiments. So much more can be done with this construction.

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    Now I want to make a tri wing toasting device. It would probably be vertical, like a Forman grill

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    next step, the Hexaflexagon burrito

    • MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world
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      Is there a way to rewatch the channel? Its gone now :(

      • Prunebutt@slrpnk.net
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        Wikipedia says they’re still on vimeo.

        • MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world
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          I would always listen to The Gauss Christmath Special. Thank god its still on vimeo

      • Anomalocaris@lemm.ee
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        it’s it!!!

        I’m sad now :(

    • Allemaniac@lemmy.world
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      what about the decagonical donut??

      • Anomalocaris@lemm.ee
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        they are great if you’re making lots of donuts and want them to render faster

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    This is a poignant illustration of enshittification.

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      I disagree. Look at all that extra real estate for mayo!

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        That’s what you think, until you bite into a mouthful of advertisements.

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      Poinignant illustration of a flux capacitor

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        Help girlfrend is poinignant?

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          How is babby formed? How girl get poinignant?

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          Fuck. First time on lemmy today I actually had to laugh out loud. XD

    • iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works
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      What about this is poignant?

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        The sandwich has three poignants.

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          poignant my mouf on each one

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    1 side Peanutbutter

    1 side Jam

    1 side Cheese

    The holy three fold PBJC

    Edit: !match@pawb.social proposed marshmallow fluff, the objectively better choice. The holy three fold PBJMF

    • Match!!@pawb.social
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      insane that you picked cheese instead of marshmallow fluff

      • Hnery@feddit.org
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        Omg how did I miss that

    • Hadriscus@jlai.lu
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      which cheese ?

      • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca
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        Melted brie

        • Hadriscus@jlai.lu
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          theeeeere we go

      • _stranger_@lemmy.world
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        Pimento Pineapple

        • Hadriscus@jlai.lu
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          wtf is that

          • _stranger_@lemmy.world
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            https://thequirinokitchen.com/cheese-pimiento-pineapple-sandwich-spread-on-filipino-pan-de-sal/

            Always had this around as a kid. Delicious.

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              it seems weird, but I’ll try it

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    +50% calories

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      Probably more than that.

      There’s 50% more bread, but 200% more ham.

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        In the photo? Looks like the amount of ham didn’t change, there’s like nothing in there

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          In comparison to an ordinary sandwich.

          Ordinary sandwich: 2 bread 1 ham. Pictured trianglewich : 3 bread 3 ham.

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            2 bread 1 ham

            Awful ratio… If you eat sandwiches like this I feel bad for you.

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              If you use 3 slices of ham in a regular sandwich, you will need 9 slices to create the scaled version of the pictured sandwich.

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                And…? Lol

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    Soon we will harness the power of hoagie nantubes and the universe will open up to us like a sophmore on prom night.

    • Allemaniac@lemmy.world
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      Gesundheit

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    The TIE Defender of the lunch box.

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    Clearly you didn’t take the axiom of choice. Because otherwise you could have chosen to not make that monstrosity

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    Some mathematicians hypothesize that n-dimensional-hyper-sandwiches may be possible, but such constructs remain unproven.

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    Are we all just a hive mind? I have done the triforce sandwich on my own accord too lol

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    A spherical sandwich would just be a 3-ball of air surrounded by a 2-sphere with the following layers: bread (inner), contents (middle), bread (outer). You could also have a 3-sphere sandwich – homeomorphic to a calzone which has a little 3-ball of bread in its center.

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      ☝️This person topologies.

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    Isn’t a spherical sandwich just a wrap?

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      wraps are cylindrical

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        True, unless you stuff it so full it bulges out into a sphere… Somehow

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        Just bend and glue them to make a toroidal sandwich.

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      I’d say it’s closer to a dumpling

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      The best foods are always shaped liked dicks

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      An Uncrustable filled to the point of being round.

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        well, round in all directions

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