That was the one stuffed animal I chose during my single visit to Disney World in the 80s.
I’m retrospect, I wish I had gotten that gross little gremlin from the Captain Eo ride, but I think I was too flabbergasted to make any purchasing decisions when we passed through that gift shop.
Edit: The gross little critter was named ‘Hooter’.
It’s there a waiting list to become the next Nazi Barbie? Like, you need just the right amount of Botox and lip injections to commit lies with a straight face while a countrymen is being detained?
Also, take your shitty hat off indoors. I know your handlers spent an hour fixing your hair, and you put on a ball cap? Does that make you feel like one of the Boys?