Geordi trying to hack Data into learning contractions by exploiting his ability to use possessives.
Edit: Ugh, why didn’t I use “It’s a beautiful ship” and stay in theme? Guess this is one of the drawbacks of starting with the punchline and building the joke backwards.
“In Theory” he comes in saying “Honey, I’m home!” No problem. Because Data can speak contractions. His language processing just has a hard time with them. But he can absolutely say the words.