Gonna be more gays there than at pride fest lol.
So basically closeted pride? Because I guarantee they aren’t actually “hetero”.
Going to be the most closeted event of the year!
As a straight guy I got to say I’m almost certain that party is going to be trash and way too many fights
Starting with that name. Calling your party the awesome fest is as cringe as it gets.
As a straight guy, I wanna show up and set up a tent for straight people to try kinky shit. Like, “Pegging: not as gay as you thought!” Or “Try on this fur suit and hump your partner doggie style!”
Fisting. Gender reversal. Dominatrix. Male g-spot tutorials.
Everyone should know about the male G-spot. It’s like driving your nice car for 20 years, then lifting up a small storage compartment to realize your car has had a hidden NOS injection module this entire time. That’s additional performance hardware right there.
Lots of kissing, but few women, lol.
Straight Pride is MAGA in a hat.
