I have two indoor cats. They’re constantly trying to get out. My neighbors have two outdoor cats. They constantly try to get into my house! Do you know how hard it is to take out garbage when there’s four cats vying to pass through any door you open?
In my head, the Yakety Sax song is playing as you try to take out the garbage.
I just took another kitten to shelter and she is quarantined in one room. There are already two senior cats in the apartment. It’s been a week and it’s supposed to last a month. I can’t go on.
I don’t think “oytdoor cat” is a thing. That just a feral cat that someone feeds. I say let them in, I bet they won’t want to leave.
I have 2 cats and the orange one (of course) escaped and was locked outside until 5am when someone woke up and found her laying on the door. She bolted in and never ran again. lol this fat cat learned her lesson.
cat: “…so, i just moved in. still working on getting settled. as you remember from my last video, picking a new home was not an easy task, but i finally found it. the holy grail. great views. good sun. no annoying dogs to steal the staff’s attention. oh, right. the staff. guys. meet my new food getter, seat warmer and pillow fluffer, iain. seems to be an alright bloke, so i’m giving him a shot…”
“Also, since I’m a cat, I have no idea how capitalization works.”
“…do you know how hard it is to press 2 keys at once using your feet? even the punctuation is a huge ask! i know for sure that i ordered a cat keyboard, and i have to tell you, every time the get the order wrong and deliver the crap the staff uses…”
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Text the number on his collar and see if you can make some new homies.
Also tell them to keep their cat inside lmao
The Dude abides.
You need to get him neutered and keep him inside so he doesn’t harm the wildlife.
