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      22 hours ago

      Ahaha

      So the OP is “your joke but…”… actually, even polished better!

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    1 day ago

    “Why do you have a rainbow flag on your profile?”

    “It’s to make you upset.”

  • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.world
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    22 hours ago

    Me at like 13yo. So what breaks if the spectrum of a water drop is altered… everything in physics …so you’re saying some sage was bullshitting and it took ~3k years for that shit to hit the fan… I want to call it fairy tale bullshit but that is an insult to fairy tails and some of those are real. There is absolutely no possible way that a global flood happened because the fossil record and extant species distribution proves beyond any doubt how long various species have existed and where. Denying this is denying sentience. Dolphins and bonobos can learn this level of simple deduction. When conmen try to backpedal and call it allegory, walk away. It wasn’t written as allegorical it was written as a conman writes whatever they believe to be indisputable in their time.