• LillyPip@lemmy.ca
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    5 days ago

    Has he been packing on weight, or is he just hoarding classified documents in his cheeks, to spool out into his bedding later? My hamster used to do that. It’s not as cute when Vance does it.

    e: He has.

    He needs to watch that, because too rich a diet slathered in that much evil can’t be good for his heart.

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      4 days ago

      lmao he called those ppl peasants while looking over his chubby chipmunk cheeks thru his lil plastic-surgery(?) girlie eyes

      (Do u have feminine eyes & large cheeks, u cool noworry)

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      4 days ago

      Is the OP a real pic? I cannot find any pictures where he looks… Like that. For example, this is April 18th.