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SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee to Greentext@sh.itjust.works ·
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Oldie but Goldie.

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Oldie but Goldie.

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  • acockworkorange@mander.xyz
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    My gym is pretty balanced: 50% weird dudes, 48% ugly sheilas, 2% unsupervised, clueless, literal children who should absolutely not be there.

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      That’s good! No distractions lol.

  • ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com
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    19 days ago

    Can someone explain the diff

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      from the other site:

      Creepy is mostly men, wet is mostly women.

      When it’s mostly men you’re just one of many (men) and only the truely creepy guys are considered creepy.

      The higher the ratio of women the lower the bar for creepiness drops.

      If your gym is very wet just looking around might already be considered creepy. Rules 1 and 2 apply.

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        Rules 1 and 2 apply.

        1. Be attractive.
        2. Don’t be unattractive.

        ?

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        Not sure what the other site is but this is wrong. the post is AI generated. this is the original

        4chan screenshot with image of Pepe the frog looking for a new gym
ask the gym receptionist if their gym is based or cringe
she doesn't understand
pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is based and what is cringe
she laughs and says "it's a good gym sir"
buy a membership
its cringe

        • mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de
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          What’s always upset me about this is that I don’t get to see the illustrated diagram. I want to see the diagram.

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            i imagine it must have chad sigma grindset for based and soyjak beta virgin for cringe or something

      • AItoothbrush@lemmy.zip
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        Isnt wet wet because women can sometimes release some bodily fluids when they are struggling, for example in the gym?

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          I do believe men also sweat

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            Ok but women sometimes pee themselves because of certain anatomical differences when working out. Idk if thats what “wet” was trying to convey tho

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              I would imagine that “wet” has more to do with the sexual degradation of women, viewing them only as the “wetness” of their vaginal cavity and not as people. Considering the source, of course

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              Women do not urinate due to working out. The slang term wet refers to vaginal lubrication which occurs when women are aroused. I can’t actually believe I’m typing this out, or that you are a presumably adult male who doesn’t know basic human anatomy.

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                I thought this was a more well known thing and i didnt know the name of it. I didnt say it with any ill-intentions. Ive asked my family members before and they said it was especially common amongst women who had children. I tried to phrase it in a way that didnt offend anyone but i guess i did the opposite. Ive also heard other people say pretty mean things to women about this so i guessed thats what wet could mean.

                Heres a link i found to what i was referring to: https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/stress-incontinence/symptoms-causes/syc-20355727

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                  My SO has this. It’s embarrassing, but manageable.

                  That said, I’m pretty sure it’s a relatively rare condition.

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                  Power lifting women sometimes piss themselves when they lift heavy.

              • SynopsisTantilize@lemm.eeOP
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                There are a lot of women that piss themselves power lifting but I don’t think that’s what this meme is referring to.

              • JokeDeity@lemm.eeBannedBanned from community
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                Super weird how hostile you are. Ask your friends who have had kids and they’ll tell you it happens.

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          19 days ago

          This sentence reads like an alien trying to sound human.

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            I tried to be politically correct but did not succeed after reading my comment again

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      Apparently a creepy gym is mostly men and a wet gym is mostly women.

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        That’s a weird way to describe the latter

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          It’s 4chan, wtf did you expect?

          • ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com
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            19 days ago

            Intellectual discussion of course!

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              19 days ago

              Fair enough, I understand your disappointment now.

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              I think you misspelled incellectual.

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                That’s the type of person who knows a lot about HOI4 and WWII, no?

                • lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works
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                  Strong opinions about military uniform design and style in, say, 1941

        • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org
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          It’s a weird way to describe both

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            Men creepy, women horny. Yeah def weird

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        Ooh… I assumed wet meant their is a lack of ventilation in the locker rooms…

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        Thanks for finding the answer

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      This is a ChatGPT generated post based off of if the gym is based or cringe. not sure what everyone else is talking about.

      4chan screenshot with image of Pepe the frog looking for a new gym
ask the gym receptionist if their gym is based or cringe
she doesn't understand
pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is based and what is cringe
she laughs and says "it's a good gym sir"
buy a membership
its cringe

      • SynopsisTantilize@lemm.eeOP
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        Yea but the creepy vs wet is funnier than “based and cringe” there are no definitions on what creepy and wet mean. It’s an AI making a random meme slop

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          yes. thats what I was saying. people in this thread looked to have thought it was human though, and I feel people need to know when something is AI.

          • Ricky Rigatoni@lemm.ee
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            Why? So they can be cyberracists?

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            Yessir. The other guy that also replied was not happy with me saying that lol.

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          Fuck off with this shit

          • SynopsisTantilize@lemm.eeOP
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            Wat?

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              AI slop, nobody wants it.

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                I went through your profile just a smidge. You seem like you aren’t here to have fun but to insert your opinion into everything.

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                  I put my foot where it is needed

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    https://copypastatext.com/ask-the-gym-receptionist-if-their-gym-is-based-or-cringe/

    It’s apparently an AI-generated copypasta that is based word for word on an actual 4chan post about a gym being based or cringe, but the AI just replaced based with creepy and cringe with wet.

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    Me and my friends were literally just making jokes about this tonight and its the first thing I see when I boot up Lemmy

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    Creepy crew 4 life

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    This is so gross.

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    Wet gyms are usually in basements and on subfloors. Creepy gyms have racketball courts.

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      Not a fan of racquetball? It’s awesome!

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      Yea I could see that. I’m more partial to creepy gyms being planet fitness and wet gyms being those expensive CrossFit giant pool, low weights gyms.

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