Everybody eating the same bland breakfast. Saying good morning to a bunch of strangers and then hunting them later that night. Fresh clean towels every day, no questions asked.
Those hotel towels are magic. You can jizz on them, leave them on the floor and they will just clean themselves and get back in the shelves while you are eating breakfast.
As someone who whisked away jizz (at best) covered towels from hotel laundry carts for a living for a while, I am glad to have been part of the magic.
Tip your housekeeping staff if you can - we know what you did but keep it to ourselves ;)
(Also if you see the laundry guy when getting on the service elevator, do not make the “Is there a dead body in there” joke. There are far better choices, be creative)
Everybody eating the same bland breakfast. Saying good morning to a bunch of strangers and then hunting them later that night. Fresh clean towels every day, no questions asked.
Hotel Patrons: The Most Dangerous Game
Those hotel towels are magic. You can jizz on them, leave them on the floor and they will just clean themselves and get back in the shelves while you are eating breakfast.
As someone who whisked away jizz (at best) covered towels from hotel laundry carts for a living for a while, I am glad to have been part of the magic.
Tip your housekeeping staff if you can - we know what you did but keep it to ourselves ;)
(Also if you see the laundry guy when getting on the service elevator, do not make the “Is there a dead body in there” joke. There are far better choices, be creative)