If he’s fit, I’m a fucking olympian astronaut…
The man doesn’t look like he could take a flight of stairs without shitting his pants. I think that the definition of “fully fit” has loosened.
They never said what he was fully fit for.
Depends?
“Fittin’ three cheesebugers into his face at the same time.”
LMAO
Press X to doubt.
Why would you doubt it? He is healthy enough to play sports and has a personal medical team.
Golf isn’t much of a sport. All you do is stand there and hit a ball.
It would be at least a bit sporty if he actually walked the course during the play, but while there are pictures of him being carried around in a golf cart, I have not seen any of him walking (reasonable distances, not just from the green to the cart).
By sports do you mean golf?
They said he’s 224 lbs. Lmao.
So you’re saying this would be the funniest time for him to have a heart attack?
This is how you turn Death Note into a comedy
It wasn’t supposed to be a comedy? Because light is so fucking overly dramatic it becomes a comedy.
We need a little laugh right now.
Do y’all think if he kicks the bucket soon they’ll throw a neurolink chip in him and just zombie him around for a while until the decomposition becomes noticeable?
by his appearance, this may have happened months or even years ago.
“Weekend at Elon’s”
No, because everyone below him is bucking for his seat.
He is the most healthy human being in all of history. No one is healthier or stronger than Donald Trump. He has the body of a 30 year old athlete and the mind of a genius.
… He has the mind and attitude of someone seventy years younger!
I think you just insulted all of the worlds 9 year olds.
Given the truthfulness record for Trump’s docs, doing their version of orangeguy buttkissing, this is good news. Except then we’d have President Vance…
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The medical report also showed that Trump weighs 224 pounds, 20 pounds lighter than he weighed in 2020.
He was pushing 250 lbs in 2020? Damn
I know someone who’s his height and weight and trump looks like he’s got a good 10-15kg more. I don’t know who’s got their finger under the scale but I don’t believe that weight for an instant.
It was a really full diaper in 2020.
I’m a little shorter than him but I weigh about 100 kilos. I look noticeably skinnier than him. He’s easily pushing 250-300 lbs.
He is objectively lighter now. Probably more than 20 pounds. He was probably well over 244 in 2020, though, so it tracks.
Trust me bro, he’s the healthiest person in the US by far.
Lmao he’s probably got cancer or some shit
Don’t tease me with good news.
Not for the poor cancer.
Lol
