I reckon a chef (who also cleans the kitchen once they’re done for the day). Delicious meals prepared for me and time saved cooking / cleaning up afterwards would transform my life.
A cleaner, absolutely hands down. Especially the bathroom. Everything else I can somehow handle but the #1 very first kind of help I would get if I had money is a cleaner. Then maybe an admin person (even just to make phone calls, I hate phone calls). Then maaaaybe a cook but I would be very very picky about what they make and how.
I also want a personal assistant and it was a close toss up between that and a cleaner
but I’m thinking with a full time cleaner my mind and time would be freer to do my own admin and I don’t care how awkward I am and how long things would take as I wouldn’t be under any pressure from other tasks
If you could afford to employ one full time staffers who would it be? Gardener, pool boy, administrator, butler etc.
Personal Polynesian. Just a massive dude that hangs out and occasionally helps out with things.
Japanese house boy. No contest.
Housekeeper. No contest.
Hired goon
I think Seagoon might be a bit busy unpacking still
still unpacking 😫
Haha. Let me guess? It’s their job to protect the birds water dish and to feel free to pistol whip anyone that gets too close?
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“but you can do that for free… oOOOOOOOH GOON… Not the other thing. Carry on”
I reckon a chef (who also cleans the kitchen once they’re done for the day). Delicious meals prepared for me and time saved cooking / cleaning up afterwards would transform my life.
Cat trainer lol
full time cleaner and laundry , including cat care
A cleaner, absolutely hands down. Especially the bathroom. Everything else I can somehow handle but the #1 very first kind of help I would get if I had money is a cleaner. Then maybe an admin person (even just to make phone calls, I hate phone calls). Then maaaaybe a cook but I would be very very picky about what they make and how.
I also want a personal assistant and it was a close toss up between that and a cleaner
but I’m thinking with a full time cleaner my mind and time would be freer to do my own admin and I don’t care how awkward I am and how long things would take as I wouldn’t be under any pressure from other tasks
Cat litter dealerwither! Need to vacuum every 5 minutes the way these boys kick the stuff around
Can I have one great all-rounder, to do bits of everything?
Otherwise, definitely personal chef
Probably a Ghost Buster
Ummm…
How much you paying? I might be interested.
I’m going to need to see your credentials before we get into things like “wages” and “salary”
Yeah, yeah I’ve got all that, I need to know if you’ll be home while I bust these ghosts and is there a decent pizza shop near by?
There’s a dominos, and I guess it depends on the ghost 🤷♂️ seeing as you’re a serious applicant; salary is between $33,000 and 144,000 p.a
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dog walker atm. Would just love them to get some more walks!
A chef, in a heartbeat.
I’ve thought about a kitchen hand. They prepare. I cook. They clean up.
Cleaner, must do laundry