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Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

Call me a taxi

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Call me a taxi

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Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • The Dark Lord ☑️@lemmy.ca
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    The person is in their contacts as Dad, yet the dad says “Thanks dad”. Who’s the dad?

    • nieceandtows@programming.dev
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      The dad just named his son after himself.

      • modifier@lemmy.ca
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        Mail men hate this one trick!

    • troglodytis@lemmy.world
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      We are all dad on this blessed day

      • beforan@lemm.ee
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        Speak for yourself

    • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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      Homosexual parents doing that thing where parents call each other Mom/Dad? Non-orientable DDLD relationship?

  • NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social
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    Holding a phone

    I should ask someone else to call a taxi for me

  • Bappity@lemmy.world
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    programming

    • Smorty [she/her]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      true.

  • jcdenton@lemy.lol
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    Punctuatial

  • Revan343@lemmy.ca
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    Dumb and fake

    • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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      😱 a dumb joke in a community for dad jokes? A fake in this community? Big if true!

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        The dumb part isn’t the joke. The dumb part is the person saying “thanks dad” is called “Dad” in the phone.

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          So what’s the fake part?

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            The part between the corners of the image. It’s white and has grey and green blobs on it. You can’t miss it.

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            Texts are on the wrong sides

            • CeruleanRuin
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              I WANT TO GO TO THE PARTIES YOU ARE AT

            • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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              Maybe you are on the wrong side…of the argument

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        I just wish they’d pay more attention to detail with their fake text screenshots

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