Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Wasn’t Wesley Snipes ultimately defeated by the IRS?

Raise his taxes, he’ll leave

So, UK teens are mostly vampires? I thought Twilight ended a long time ago. UK teens are retro.

Idk. Buffy?

Blood is pumping!

Duh just make knife free zones. Put up signs. “No blades, no bows. Leave your weapons here.”

I mean they were using Zombie knives, so I think he was just doing his job, keeping the streets clean of the undead

…should we…should we, give him an award for stopping familars before they can do their masters’ bidding? I mean, that’s really how the vampires maintain control over Hollywood and the banking system