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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 4 个月前

Who do we call about this?

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Who do we call about this?

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 4 个月前
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  • HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world
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    Raise his taxes, he’ll leave

  • RQG@lemmy.world
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    Idk. Buffy?

  • MisterScruffy@lemmy.ml
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    Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

  • Marduk73@sh.itjust.works
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    Duh just make knife free zones. Put up signs. “No blades, no bows. Leave your weapons here.”

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    So, UK teens are mostly vampires? I thought Twilight ended a long time ago. UK teens are retro.

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    I mean they were using Zombie knives, so I think he was just doing his job, keeping the streets clean of the undead

  • Balthazar@lemmy.world
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    Wasn’t Wesley Snipes ultimately defeated by the IRS?

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    …should we…should we, give him an award for stopping familars before they can do their masters’ bidding? I mean, that’s really how the vampires maintain control over Hollywood and the banking system

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    Blood is pumping!

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    You could try coochie cooing.

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