Harsher sentences will also apply to bosses of online stores who let under-18s buy deadly weapons in Home Office crackdown
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This headline is so far from reality it should be institutionalized as a danger to itself and society.
Odds are actually less than a meteorite randomly killing him , and those odds are literally astronomical.
Billionaires don’t go to prison, silly. Billionaires are above the law.
But not above a guillotine
There is this one country where they’re not above the law 🇨🇳
But billionaires are below the blade of the guillotine
Billionaires are the law
lol like hell he will. The oligarchs are clearly in control of the US
I don’t think we should be posting such pornographic fictions in this community.
that’s a pardoning
That’s an appointment to a cabinet position.
Chief Secretary of Knife Sales to Minors
As an American: lol. Lmao even. The European mind cannot comprehend the unvarnished corruption of the American legal system
I can’t help but picture some stereotypical British street urchin child (think Oliver Twist) buying a knife from Amazon.
And the avatar for Amazon just carelessly hands a child a long jagged grooved blade that serves no apparent purpose but gleeful, sadistic murder
long jagged grooved blade that serves no apparent purpose
but gleeful, sadistic murdersitting on a shelf and looking coolMall ninja shit, my friend.
Sometimes the solution to all our problems is a 10" 440A steel knife modeled after the one used by the sadistic villain in the 1986 action thriller “Cobra” starring Sylvester Stallone at his Stalloniest
I’ll bark like a dog for 7days if he spent even a single day in jail
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0.00000000000% Chance.
He’d buy the Judge, the Jury, the Courthouse, The News.
More likely, it’ll become retroactively legal to sell katanas to newborns.
He doesn’t have to. He already paid off Trump, who will pardon him.
Ok, yeah, I’m sure this is what will finally send him to prisons. 😂
Harsher sentences will also apply to bosses of online stores who let under-18s buy
deadly weaponssilverware in Home Office crackdownFTFY.
UK politics is its own brand of out there
Could, but won’t. At most he’d pay a fine that would be nothing but pocket change to him.
Yeah fucking right, the laws are just for us plebs.
Shyeeah,. When monkeys fly out of my butt.
