Being attracted to femboys isn’t homosexual. The attraction is to the femininity in them. Both are happy, all is good.
I apologize if any of the words are offensive or inappropriate. Someone once wrote that “femboy” is offensive, I don’t know of an alternative word.
Anon, you gotta lock that up. Get him preganat immediately
It’s actually easy to get laid, turns out you just have to not be afraid of people (which I am)
enterprise resource planning??
Role playing
Lmao that’s exactly what I said and how I said it
Aggravated I can’t find that feminization pipeline image that’s like ‘gay, super gay, mega gay, ultra gay… straight.’
20 years of virginity are rookie numbers, I’m getting those wizard powers at 30
Same soon. It’s just fate. I was AeroAce until recently to add to the funny, and panicked because I will cross a threshold, then changed my mind lol!
Be careful to keept it then. My people are watching. If you lose your Virginity there go the powers.
I was 24 when a harlot stole my precious seed and robbed me of the promise of the mystic arts.
The council watches with great interest.
you don’t have to worry, my virginity is safe
Fake: Anyone you meet on Discord is either a murderer or a fed.
Gay: Self-evident.
I mean… Nothing in this story implies femboy isn’t a fed, and just really committed to the bit.
Gotta get that dna sample somehow.
Playing the long game, in anticipation of the summer’s national gay ban.
bro is lost in the sauce
Can confirm, met several people from discord, am now dead.
I hope you get better soon. Thoughts and prayers.
And you can only communicate from the afterlife via Lemmy? Fate, tis a cruel bitch.
…you can communicate from the afterlife via Lemmy?
sh itjust works
Could have it worse, in hell they can only communicate via Xitter.
That’s debatable. I’m honestly not sure which platform talks about Trump/Musk more. It’s exhausting.
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That is meant to illistrate that the writer’s penis was fully engorged and quite stiff, as far as sponges go.
be 20 y/o permavirgin
I was 22 when I had my first time. Never considered myself a permavirgin.
Happy the poster found happiness for the following reasons:
a) he got laid
b) he’s no longer a virgin
c) he found happiness
d) he found someone to love and that loves him back
e) there are two more people happy in the world
but, holy turtle on a skateboard, am I really happy for having one less doofus complaining of being alone.
Bring on the hate! I love you all!
I get the feeling that this is what is happening, and at least that will solve overpopullation.
I was 22 when I had my first time. Never considered myself a permavirgin.
Same. People are so damn dramatic.
I was 29 years old when I met my first girlfriend and had my first sex and I regret nothing. I didn’t really realize it at the time, but I wasn’t at all ready at 20 years old.
I’m 29 concern
😍 we love you too dude
OMG, are y’all dating now?
Wanna join?
That’s a bit gay
may be fake, but it is most definitely gay.
Idk, dresses are like the no homo of garments. I think they’re good.
oh true you might be right, the dress cancels out the gay. Does this make it more or less fake though?
But is it fake and the OP is gay?
Where these housewife Discord femboys in the room with us right now?
Asking for a friend
Thank god they censored apeshit
🚨 This way, officer… That’s the one who used the swearwords. 😱
Language, motherfucker! 😡
The solution to incels was femboy waifus all along.
Twinkdeath gonna hit them like a truck
To expand on that, there are no successful fem-men for good reason. So around the age of 30 “twink death” will set in, and anon will go longer like his former femboy, at least not for that part of him.
Unlike most gay men, he’s probably not actually comfortable being with a man. They’re not prepared to grow old together because he relies on his boyfriend’s ability to maintain his suspension of disbelief. That will almost certainly no longer be possible after twink death no matter how hard he tries.
Nah, anon is probably legit bi. Note how the dress came off and he got more horny. Bi but homophobic.
Is the twink wall a thing?
I only know of twink death, twink wall sounds like the same thing.
WHY IS EVERYONE POSTING EGG EMOJIS???!!!??!!
I wonder how long the “pretends” remains a thing
Edit: Wrong one
The cis male urge to:
The cis male urge to:
Posted the wrong one before
Depends on the pretense, presumably.
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