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Klingon, muthafucka, do you speak it?
SAY “KHITOMER” AGAIN! SAY “KHITOMER” AGAIN! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE-DARE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!! SAY “KHITOMER” ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME!
Does Captain Picard look like a p’takh?
“Data, can you run a self-diagnostic on your optic sensors and, if it checks out, check your logs from the last time you saw Mr Wallace.”
“Accessing now. Sensors read intact inclusive of the last time I was in the presence of Mr Wallace.”
“Thanks Data. Now, anaylze that sensor log and let me know if Mr Wallace looks like a bitch.”
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“Data, I could use your help again. Can you check your audio sensor logs for me. Did this MF say ‘what’ again, about 2 seconds ago?”
“Of course, Geordi…My audio logs are intact, and I can confirm with certainty that he did say ‘what’, again.”
This sounds like a perfect use case for AI generation. Give it a few more years and pulp trek might become a thing.
Well now I need Samuel L. Jackson as a Klingon in literally any Star Trek show.
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It’s incredible to me how well Travolta fits as an android too.
All I thought was why is Michael Madsen in this?
Well I’m a photon torpedo-laying motherfucker, motherfucker!
Dear Lord that second one is cursed.
