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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 个月前

Enjoy this out-of-context conversation with my wife.

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Enjoy this out-of-context conversation with my wife.

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 个月前
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    10 个月前

    Why is the screenshot so wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide?

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOPM
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      Because I was shooting it with an IMAX camera.

      Also because it was a screenshot from my desktop.

      • 👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de
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        It's 1.9:1 or nothing!

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          10 个月前

          OP is Mr Nolan confirmed. New Bond when

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            I only get to direct the new Bond film if they give in to my demands that he be played by Johnny Vegas.

            • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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        You can resize windows on desktop you know

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          I can do a lot of things.

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          Is it that serious?

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            deleted by creator

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            First day on the internet?

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      10 个月前

      Dozens of lemmings were left stunned and confused today as ‘Flying Squid’ revealed that they are in fact a hammerhead shark with a few tentacles glued on.

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      Screenshot on a galaxy fold?

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    I thought you were talking about Ghost Stories but I don’t think it came out in the 60s

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      That show was fucking awesome

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    It had to be Obake no Q-taro.

    • Dizzy Devil Ducky@lemm.ee
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      10 个月前

      My mind jumped somewhere completely different:

      GeGeGe no Kitaro

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        Me too.
        Ge… Ge… Gegege no geee…
        Asa wa nedoko de guu guu guu

        His dad is his eyeball! It has arms and legs. His name is Medama-Oyaji, which translates directly to “eyeball daddy”.
        Also the way you say “sunny-side-up” when referring to styles of frying eggs, you say “medama-yaki”, which translates directly to “fried eyeball” because it kinda looks like the yolk is a pupil and the white is the white.

        This has been: the crossover between 60s ghost anime and eggs.

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    Don’t feed the kid in the morning. Make it hunt for it’s food.

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      Sounds like it is from a book about parenting written by Spartans.

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    Right now I just get lectured about Gravity Falls when I make eggs.

    Could be worse.

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      Man, I WISH someone would lecture me about gravity falls while I make eggs, you’re living the dream!

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        Did you know that Dipper’s real name is Mason and, canonically, Pacifica Northwest has his phone number?

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    ?

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      deleted by creator

      • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOPM
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        You got the first part right. The second part, nope. My wife was literally making eggs for breakfast.

        And I will say nothing more.

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        And I think “making eggs” is a joke about having kinds in a way.

        In my case, when I’m cooking for my cartoon-obsessed kid, she knows she’s not supposed to go anywhere but also realizes she has a captive audience.

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    The real question is, why are you not the one lecturing.

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      Because I know almost nothing about anime. If you want me to lecture about early 20th century American animation though, I can tell you all about Ub Iwerks and the Fleischers.

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        Please relay the information about the 60s ghost anime.

        Or at least give us it’s name.

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          I’ll ask my daughter when she wakes up, but she’ll tell the Japanese name to me quickly and I won’t understand it and then she’ll probably do the teenage thing of getting frustrated before I can get her to spell it. So you may be out of luck.

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        A crying shame about what happened to Famous Studios.

        They were a bunch of bastards, but made good work. Not unlike the Walt Disney co.

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          I was really not a fan of what they did at Famous Studios, probably because of Paramount forcing limitations and other stuff on them. Honestly though, I think once they decided to really focus on Popeye over everything else, I lost a lot of interest in them. I loved when they had their own studio and could do all kinds of experiments, like using live action backgrounds with animated characters.

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