AI-powered voting system raises eyebrows with proprietary ‘democracy optimization’ algorithm
NGL, had me going for a minute - this is my first time seeing this community, and almost literally said to myself “I know I didn’t go into ‘The Onion’ so WTF?!?”
The whole site is deeply hit-or-miss. I would not be surprised if it’s AI-driven. It’s not like The Hard Times fumbling a decent punchline by not reordering the words. It’s not accidentally revealing, like Babylon Bee’s right-wing dreck. It’s as if they’re publishing a brainstorm session with no filter and no editing.
I’m just gonna go down the community front page and fix all this in a hot minute:
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Governor hires anti-spam company to filter undesired ballots
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Palworld monsters now summoned using letters read aloud by Ken Burns
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New Alexa feature reviews your cooking
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Ciri’s Witcher 4 armor “unrealistic,” argues gamer who plans to install nude mods
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Reddit traffic plummets as comments restricted to people who read the article
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Cloud-based teddy bears lose servers, revert to hunter-killer mode
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Keurig unveils single-use earpods
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Google announces 400 ½ layoffs on bring-your-kid-to-work day
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Reddit bans all Italians
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Fucking hell, if only. That would be the end of the republican traitor filth.
Nah reminds me of something, let me ask the democracy officer.