fucking outside on a trampoline in the dark away from a backyard party
I showed up to repair Internet at a stripper’s house. She answered in a bathrobe, then showered while I worked. The modem was in her bedroom. So was the shower.
I kept my eyes averted. Finally got it working, turned on her laptop to check to make sure it was surfing. Wallpaper was her, naked.
So, yup.
Similar situation, says she’s going to shower while I’m fixing the internet and I can leave when it’s fixed. A few minutes later, she walks out of her room completely naked. In shock, I apologize and end up leaving shortly after that.
Twenty years later and I still have no idea whether she did that on purpose.
She did. You know it. You just don’t want to know if you missed out on something good.
She was married. I didn’t need that kind of drama, anyway.
Ah, left the important bit out - good call, then.
We totally screwed with a pizza guy who delivered to our hotel during FetishCon. We did not do anything physical with him but he got a good show.
Well, there was one time where I was on the floor repairing some plumbing, and a hot bitch sat on my face.
Alas, the hot bitch was a Great Dane, in heat.
But that’s still a win, right?
Right?
Used to party at one of those friend’s houses where everyone hangs out. Was in a thing with someone on the down low and another girl who frequented the place expressed an interest in dating me while my partner was there in the room.
I was a deer in headlights when my partner just slid over and casually said “well we’re kind of a thing but you’re hot so…” and we all looked at each other in a well what now? Kinda way.
Just gonna leave us hanging like that?
This 😂
Yep.
