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Stamets [Mirror]@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

During Pride month, Target sells shirts and flags. Gun ranges?

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During Pride month, Target sells shirts and flags. Gun ranges?

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Stamets [Mirror]@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM
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    Wouldn’t that cause the bullets to not fly straight?

    Oh!

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      • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM
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        Omg, I am. Someone’s having a laugh. Lol

        Although I guess I’m on Lemmy enough and don’t mind helping if I see something that needs moderating.

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          Does that make you an admiral here?

          congrats on the promotion-Boimler talking to Rutherford

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          Lmao the fact that it was apparently a surprise to you makes this interaction priceless.

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        In my experience, that’s my mother’s job. She lets me know frequently…

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      They’re gonna keyhole so hard, ugh. Yeah right onto the splatter target.

  • 𝕯𝖎𝖕𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙@lemmy.worldBanned
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    Bunch of little pricks.

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      • 𝕯𝖎𝖕𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙@lemmy.worldBanned
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        My MC name is Lil Box o’ Dicks.

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      Don’t worry, it’s 9mm so it will just go in and out.

      Giggity

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    i like how this isnt nsfw but random memes saying “fuck” in the caption are

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    It’s only gay because they don’t fly straight.

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    Those’ll really fuck anything they go into

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    For those of you who don’t know… the caliber is usually known as 9mm Parabellum… so there is a joke in there too.

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      For those who don’t know, extended edition:

      Parabellum is from the phrase ‘Si vis pacem, para bellum’ ( if you want peace, prepare for war), which is adapted from a statement found in Roman author Publius Flavius Vegetius Renatus’s tract Dē Rē Mīlitārī.

      The sentence was the motto of the Deutsche Waffen und Munitionsfabriken, the German weapons and munitions factory, which developed the 7.65 mm and 9mm parabellum rounds.

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    Man ever since Jerry visited the shooting range he’s been a real dick in the head

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    Deep penetration. Hell of a cum shot.

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    Gonna give you 😎 just the tip.

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    Can come down my barrel any day

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      Great now it’s stuck in there

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