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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 6 months ago

Anon dates a clown

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Anon dates a clown

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 6 months ago
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  • qyron@sopuli.xyz
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    Now this, this, is what I can call wholesome.

  • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works
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    Imagine not having a clown fetish…

    • parody
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      Waddaya have that’s a little easier?

      • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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        6 months ago

        Imagine not having a mime fetish

        • felykiosa@sh.itjust.works
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          I blame derpixion for my mime fetish

          • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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            Don’t worry about it. If the whole thing would still be hot without the novelty, that ain’t a fetish it’s just window dressing.

            I’m just amazed someone got the reference. 🤡

  • Deadeyegai@lemmy.world
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    • Fake: anon has gf, much less a clown gf (cringeness adds believability though)
    • Gay: Anon def got came on
    • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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      Not on, he got creampied.

  • DesolateMood@lemm.ee
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    If anon doesn’t put a ring on her then I will

  • Borger@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Ah yes, everybody has that one drawer to keep pies in.

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      nothing ever happens.

      surely the woman that got dressed up made up etc before the dude comes over could put a pie in a drawer

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        I think the pies they use to smack your face are usually just whip cream too

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          Whip cream on a flexible paper plate, yes.

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            I usually use key lime pies in a borosilicate pie plate. Blood really goes well with the tartness of the limes.

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      I mean, they are a professional clown, they prpbably have weirder drawers.

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      I have a drawer i keep the things that stop cream pies in.

      They never leave the drawe

      • dwindling7373@feddit.it
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        Action figures?

        • Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone
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          Necrons

          • jabathekek@sopuli.xyz
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            By the emperor…!

      • qyron@sopuli.xyz
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        That was so fine. Top notch.

    • Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world
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      Speak for yourself. I keep mine in a safe.

      • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works
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        That’s just responsible pie ownership

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      You don’t?

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    If this were real and ungay, that’s a keeper.

  • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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    well thats the thing with clowns, once it starts coming out it just keeps on coming

  • ✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.world
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    Even children’s hospitals aren’t paying someone to be a full time clown. Unless they’re in administration.

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    • jabathekek@sopuli.xyz
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      Anon isn’t American

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    stop trying to make clussy happen

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      Clussy is real ,stop blaspheming.

    • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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      it’s already too late

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      Oh its Clappening

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      I thought it was called a “clown hole”

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        Only if it’s made outside the Clussy region of France.

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          Then it’s only fizzy clown vagina? 🤮

          • _stranger_@lemmy.world
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            No, it would be

            • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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              this is a perfect post. I congratulate you and wish to ascend to your level someday.

            • algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org
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              Thank you for this

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      I have news for you

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    As long as it’s a mutual creampie.

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    https://antifandom.com/aesthetics/wiki/Clowncore

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    Need me a clown gf frfr 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

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    Holy based!

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