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Xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 年前

Spooktober meme time!

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Spooktober meme time!

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Xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 年前
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  • Maultasche@lemmy.world
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    The real scary part is how many of them are using Java 8 and older.

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      I work for one of the unicorns of my country. 3/4 of the apps I maintain only work on java 8.

      Legacy code op

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        “Legacy code” Aka the fear of getting sued by Oracle for literal nonsense.

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          More like “We don’t know what it does or why it’s there but it seems important so don’t touch it”

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    Write once, run anywhere away.

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    Java … BAAAAD! Ahahahaha never gets old.

    Also search your dictionary for ‘sarcasm’

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      deleted by creator

      • kameecoding@lemmy.world
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        in my personal experience the Venn diagram of people who say java sucks and the ones who write spaghetti code is a big fucking circle.

        • xigoi@lemmy.sdf.org
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          Some of the worst spaghetti code I’ve seen was idiomatically written Java.

          • 30p87@feddit.de
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            @Mojang

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          deleted by creator

  • rimjob_rainer@discuss.tchncs.de
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    java le bad am I rite? updoots to the left

    • s_s@lemm.ee
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      Is this a boilerplate comment?

      • lemmyman@lemmy.world
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        Boilerplate comment for boilerplate meme

        • s_s@lemm.ee
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          Sounds like an inheritance problem.

    • topinambour_rex@lemmy.world
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      It supports one of the best creative coding language, processing.

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    Here’s another one: Companies depend on Adobe.

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      Governments depend on Microsoft.

      • bAZtARd@feddit.de
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        Governments? Try critical infrastructure…

        • SokathHisEyesOpen@lemmy.ml
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          That is truly terrifying.

    • Aiyub@feddit.de
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      Off by 1 error

      • SokathHisEyesOpen@lemmy.ml
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        Usually these things are “or less”. I see looking again that it wasn’t actually said.

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      That and: Companies are stuck with Adobe

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    That number is like 20 years old.

    Today it’s around 60 billion.

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    Spooky

    • Xusontha@ls.buckodr.inkOP
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      More like terrifying

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        True

        I have to program in Java at my work and I absolutely hate it

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          What version of Java? 11 up is tolerable, modern Java is nice. Still see 8 in the wild though.

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            Java 20 mostly

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              I’m surprised, I would love to work in Java 20. Do you have any particular pain points with it? Or is it just that you’d rather be using something else?

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                we programm sort algorithms in java right now and i can’t really complain but i’m just a newbie

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                Yeah. I just don’t like Java

                C# is better

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    I really do love some of the blunt and often accurate but not always replies from ChatGPT. I legit like it’s personality if that is what we can call it. Can be down right sassy at times.

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