• @RedFrank24@lemmy.world
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    114 hours ago

    Wasn’t the saying an infinite number of monkeys on an infinite number of typewriters? If so then they’d write Hamlet and indeed every other book written or ever will be written in however long it would conceivably take to type them out if you were copying them.

    • @madcaesar@lemmy.world
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      I don’t really know how this myth? paradox is supposed to work? I know infinity isn’t a number but a concept and in theory I understand what it’s trying to say, but if I have an infinite amount of scrap yards and infinite amount of tornadoes, they can go on forever, but they’ll never assemble a Boing 747.

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        An infinite number of monkeys typing randomly on an infinite number of typewriters, so long as the writing is truly random, will eventually write every novel. Once you factor in the infinite number of monkeys, every novel in existence will not only be written, it will be written an infinite number of times.

        It’s like saying if you had a random number generator and gave it an infinite amount of time generating 16 numbers at a time, it would eventually generate every bank card number ever an infinite number of times. Give that task to an infinite number of random number generators and they will generate every bank card number an infinite number of times instantaneously.

        Come to think of it, if the tornado throws around junk completely randomly, and provided there’s enough material in every junkyard to assemble a plane, the tornado will eventually assemble it. That’s the power of infinity and randomness.

  • @oo1
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    I think their research is empirically falsified already. If chimp = monkey, then “simian” is reasonable generalisation of “monkey” - also that reflects a lot of real english speakers usage of the words.

    A less than infinite number of simians have already done it once.

    Not to mention that I think they’re assuming no evolution. Fucking chriatian fundamentalists.

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      Not to mention that I think they’re assuming no evolution. Fucking chriatian fundamentalists.

      Wut.

  • @Susaga@sh.itjust.works
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    77 hours ago

    To quote the theme song of a science show on BBC radio:

    If infinite monkeys type every day
    They may accidentally write ‘Hamlet’ the play
    But they’ll probably shit on it and throw it away
    In the Infinite Monkey Cage

  • @Echinoderm@aussie.zone
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    Next they’re going to tell us that a bird sharpening its beak every thousand years wouldn’t wear out a mountain made of diamond.

  • @taiyang@lemmy.world
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    1011 hours ago

    A stupid article akin to someone on Lemmy misunderstanding an idium and going “well actually…”.

    And that’s coming from me, a person who likes knowing how insanely unlikely it is a guess ever longer and longer pass phrases. A computer trying to brute force Hamlet would also fail before the heat death of the universe (probably, anyway- do the math and you too can publish junk!).

  • @BananaTrifleViolin@lemmy.world
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    4415 hours ago

    Trash “research” and trash journalism covering it. First they find that monkeys would write Shakespeare, it would just take on average longer than the entire existence of the universe. They then try to infer that how long it takes is relevant. It is not. The calculation is vaguely interesting as a curio but the shoehorned “discussion” and interpretation to get attention is crap and another example of bad science misleading people.

    It’s pointless and stupid - the thought experiment itself is that infinite monkeys typing would eventually type the whole of Shakespeare. Not how long it would take. The whole point of it is that in a truly random system all known patterns should eventually emerge somewhere within it. The length of time it takes for the pattern to emerge is irrelevant as the idea is based in infinity. So for example if there is a truly random infinite multiverse then in theory all imaginable possibilities would exist somewhere within it at some point.

    • @moonpiedumplings@programming.dev
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      The whole point of it is that in a truly random system all known patterns should eventually emerge somewhere within it.

      So pi (probably) has this property. There are some joke compression programs around this (they don’t really work because it takes up more space to store where something in pi is, than storing the thing itself). But it is funny, to think that pi could theoretically hold every past, present, and future piece of information within those digits after the decimal.

      https://github.com/philipl/pifs

      https://ntietz.com/blog/why-we-cant-compress-messages-with-pi/

      • @addie@feddit.uk
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        25 hours ago

        Also interesting is the notion of ‘Kolmogorov Complexity’ - what is the shortest programme that could produce a given output? Worst case for a truly random sequence would just be to copy it out, but a programme that outputs eg. a million digits of pi can actually be quite short. As can a programme that outputs a particular block cypher for an empty input. In general, it is very difficult to decide how long a programme is needed to produce a given output, and what the upper limit of compression could be.

        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kolmogorov_complexity

  • @ShareMySims@sh.itjust.works
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    Yeah, no, using a finite number to try and disprove a theory that is all specifically about infinite numbers isn’t poking holes in anything…

    • @saltesc@lemmy.world
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      the time it would take for a typing monkey to replicate Shakespeare’s plays, sonnets and poems would be longer than the lifespan of our universe.

      Which means that while mathematically true, the theorem is “misleading”, they said.

      Gotta read the articles 👍

      • @Ookami38@sh.itjust.works
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        If there are an infinite number of trials (either infinite monkeys or infinite time), the outcome is truly random, and the desired text is finite, it must necessarily happen at some point. In fact, it’d happen an infinite number of times.

        The original thought experiment clearly states infinite. As soon as you bound that in any way (such as not infinite monkeys, but 1 monkey for every atom in the universe) you’re talking about another experiment entirely. Infinite means infinite, not really really big. Gotta use some critical thinking 👍

      • @jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de
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        98 hours ago

        The theorem is not misleading, it literally states infinite monkeys. Not 200k monkeys or even 200 decillion monkeys, infinite. If it’s possible for the monkeys to press the keys in the right order, then the time it will take for one of them to write Shakespeare’s complete works will be limited only by their typing speed.

      • @Rinox@feddit.it
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        68 hours ago

        The “theorem”, if we wanna call it that, says that, given an infinite amount of monkeys and time, they could write Shakespeare.

        This doesn’t mean it’s actually possible in the real world, it’s just to say that random events can seem, from the outside, like intelligent creations. Like a cloud that looks like a pig, no one actually created it to look like that, it was just random happenstance.

      • @ShareMySims@sh.itjust.works
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        Gotta read the articles 👍

        No, you…

        As well as looking at the abilities of a single monkey, the study also did a series of calculations based on the current global population of chimpanzees, which is roughly 200,000.

        (E: never mind that, as has already been suggested to you, the theoretical thought experiment in question specifies not only infinite monkeys, but infinite time too, so they’ve not stuck to either parameter)

      • olorin99
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        2016 hours ago

        What exactly is misleading about the theorem? Does anyone actually expect to setup some monkeys and typewriters and get something legible?

      • @Lookorex@lemm.ee
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        1416 hours ago

        The theorem states that given an infinite amount of time, which is outside the realm of the life of the universe.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️
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      It’s very unlikely to brute force modern encryption; but you might get lucky and crack it after only 3 or 4 tries. Just because there are 18 quadrillion+ possible permutations, doesn’t mean you have to go through all of them before you find the right solution.

      • @Ookami38@sh.itjust.works
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        -17 hours ago

        Security is, and always has been, a matter of making your shit harder and take longer to break. Any security is penetrable, given enough time and willpower, just make sure it takes longer than it’s worth.

    • @riplin@lemm.ee
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      315 hours ago

      There are an infinite number of values between one and two and none of them equal three.

  • @WolvenSpectre@lemmy.ca
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    2316 hours ago

    CLICKBAIT the theory goes “if given an infinite amount of time, a monkey pressing keys on a typewriter would eventually write the complete works of William Shakespeare.” and then they say that would take longer than the universe would exist. SEE THE ORIGINAL QUOTE… INFINITE TIME. Also that is if it went through every combination. Due to Random Chance it could happen the 3rd try of you doing it.

    This is a nothing burger of a story about some mathematicians that crunched some of the numbers involved and didn’t like what they saw.

    Awww, Muffin.