Mein Führer!
/s
Just give me cash. I’ll vote for Trump and not tell anyone I got cash.
Also to make conservatives prouder I’ll actually vote for Harris ripping said conservatives off.
Deal Elin?
Remember when Musk thought he was real slick and tried to convince everyone he was a D voter, but that it was only because rapists kept losing their jobs that he became a R voter?
Mister Musk, sir. I can identify a new voter. Yaas sir. That would be me. Where’s ma $47?
What is the goal here? collect a bunch of wrong information showing there are eay more Trump voters then whip it out as evidence when he loses?
I figured it was vote buying, ala Tammany Hall
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So let’s brainstorm how we can exploit that to get his money and/or break the the process.
Not really a difficult system to game. Sign up Dems and take his money.
Cards against Humanity is using a referral code to force elon to pay into their new dem super pac! it only applies in certain states, though.
from https://www.apologize.lol
Is there some way I can force Elon Musk to pay $47 to Cards Against Humanity PAC?
Funny you should ask! If you’re a registered voter in PA, GA, NV, AZ, NC, WI, or MI, just type your name into this dumb website for his PAC, put “MuskIsDumb@cah.lol” as your referrer, and they’ll be legally obligated to pay us $47.
But what other consequences might there be? I would do that (I’m in a swing state), but I worry the people I name would end up spammed to within an inch of their lives or harassed or something. (And on top of that, I wouldn’t put it past Musk to find some excuse to renege on the deal.)
Sign up the CAH email (see other comments)
I think you misunderstood the CAH thing. They’re saying you need to sign up yourself and use their email as a referral.
I wouldn’t put it past Musk to find some excuse to renege on the deal
I tend to agree, but he never did find a way out of buying Twitter, so history says he’s not so good at that.
but I worry the people I name would end up spammed to within an inch of their lives or harassed or something.
Why are you worried if this happens to a Trump supporter? They’d happily do it (or worse) to you.
Because we weren’t talking about signing up actual Trump supporters; we were talking about gaming the system by signing up fake ones.
Well, cards against humanity could get involv…
How is this not illegal??? Cards Against Humanity is PAYING people who didn’t vote in 2020 to apologize, make a voting plan, and post #DonaldTrumpIsAHumanToilet—up to $100 for blue-leaning people in swing states. I helped by getting a 2024 Election Pack: www.Apologize.lol
Ok, but it is really fucked up how transparent voting seems to be for you guys in the US:
How do you know who didn’t vote?
We formed a Super PAC and bought the personal voting records of every American citizen from a data broker we found on the internet. It’s pretty fucked up.How do you know who’s “blue leaning”?
We got your partisan lean from the same data broker who sold us your voting history. You wouldn’t believe how easy it was for us to get this stuff. So fucked up!I used to love your card games before you got all political.
Your mom used to love you before you got so fucking stupid.The first and second one just seem wrong somehow. Voting is definitely supposed to be anonymous. Why would (aside from stupidity) would that sheriff recently make the statement about noting who has democrat signs in their yards if they could just find out everyone who voted democrat?
Why would (aside from stupidity) would that sheriff recently make the statement about noting who has democrat signs in their yards if they could just find out everyone who voted democrat?
It was mostly for intimidation. And I don’t think that Sheriff in particular has easy access to these records. Sounds like you need to form a PAC, find the data brokers, and then buy it off them.
Much cheaper to just intimidate the local population with thug tactics.
That third one is 24K gold
"Is there some way I can force Elon Musk to pay $47 to Cards Against Humanity PAC?
Funny you should ask! If you’re a registered voter in PA, GA, NV, AZ, NC, WI, or MI, just type your name into this dumb website for his PAC, put “MuskIsDumb@cah.lol” as your referrer, and they’ll be legally obligated to pay us $47. The more people who do this, the more Musk money we’ll get to un-fuck America.
If he doesn’t pay up, we’ll sue him again."
I’m not a huge fan of their game, but I love their political work.
I was reminded that they are currently at odds with Musk (and SpaceX) because of land they bought to interfere with the border wall that Mexico was supposed to pay for.
https://www.cnn.com/2024/09/23/business/cards-against-humanity-musk-texas-land/index.html
Oh yeah! I forgot about that even though it was just a few days ago. Way too much is going on in the world right now!
Same. I never really intend to buy (or play) anything, but for a while now their emails and campaigns have been fantastic and hilarious. I can’t afford not to contribute. Must be my mind virus.
Brain worms will do that.
For the Absolute?
Is it just me or is Elon starting to morph into Kim Jong Un?
He’s certainly trying.
I think right wing idiots are complete nut jobs … but if you’re offering cash, I’ll identify whoever you want … and I’ll never change my mind about my politics
Republicans know a lot of women are voting to restore abortion rights, full stop. Compared to the hundreds, if not thousands of dollars that it would take for us to travel out-of-state to receive abortion care, $47 is nothing. You can’t buy my vote, let alone for such a pathetically low-balled price. I’d rather lose money and reinstate Roe V Wade than gain money and leave people to suffer.
but if you’re offering cash
Except you know, he isn’t. Sure publicly he is, but you know, in reality, it’s just lies.
I’m looking forward to those news articles with scoot’n’fruity.
He’s not liying, he’s exercising his free speech.
In which case, $100 to you.
How long before he offers cash to identify Harris voters?
Ideally, prison time.
That would be “what could go right”, though.
DOJ and IRS are now looking at Elon to see what mistakes he makes that will get him into a difficult problem to get out of
Trump 2024!!!
Let’s go!
Lol.
Nah.
It’s been inevitable since Biden dropped out. At that point, on the whole, Democrats threw in the towel. Ain’t no Harris gonna be president of the free world.
Your god emperor disagrees with you and has been whining up a storm ever since Biden dropped out.
And I see so much more Trump exposure than I do Harris exposure.
The media is STILL playing into his game because they want the money he brings in. All of the outrage clicks that his opposition loves to give!
Harris is out here doing podcasts I’ve never even heard of!
Joe Biden still had a hold on media coverage somehow. Harris just doesn’t have that pull it seems.
Just because someone is an idiot doesn’t mean they don’t stumble into a good scheme from time-to-time.
People in swing states create fake voter accounts en masse for the reward. Those fake voters all try to vote for Trump.
The game is to destabilize everything enough that a court case advances to the Supreme Court so that they can steal the election. Thousands upon thousands of fake voters helps them tremendously.
People in swing states create fake voter accounts en masse for the reward. Those fake voters all try to vote for Trump.
If it were that easy to fake voter registration, they wouldn’t need this scheme.
It’s nowhere near that easy.
