im not a fan of eating paper towels personally

/s

Crackers, cheese (either brie or cheddar or cream cheese) and a single candied jalapeño. So. Cracker, layer of a cheese, single candied jalapeño on top.

Or just processed bad food.

Oooor chocolate chip banana bread, if I managed to make some, but I eat that in like 2 days.

Excuse you, that is called charcuterie.

Popcorn. And good grapes, the fat ones.

Grapes. I seem to remember that being quite a common favourite food amongst autistic people I knew. Wonder if that’s confirmation bias or not.

If you’re prone to zits I suggest not eating cheese strings. I get a monster zit before I’m even finished one.

gouda wrapped pickles

I didn’t know this was an autistic snack. I have it pretty often

do love some water-biscuits and cheese

I’m glad you asked.

Layer, bottom up:

/\ /\ /\ /\ /\ [Shredded Cheese] /\ /\ /\ /\ /\

&&& [Refried Beans & Green Chiles] &&&

|||||||||||||||| [Cream Cheese (Any)] |||||||||||||||||

________Microwave-Safe Plate _________

Microwave until bubbly, top with any extra toppings you like (tomato, olives, green onion, sour cream, avocado, etc!) and dip tortilla chips the fuck into it. hell yeah that’s the best

I prefer closer to a 1:1 ratio of cheese to cracker. Also saltines aren’t salty anymore, and even the more expensive ones crumble too easily.