That would be a Kirin.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qilin

Best guess is he got caught looking at you, maybe intentionally, or maybe just spacing off in your direction.

I know we aren’t seriously considering this, but planes crash for a variety of issues but human error is definitely a factor in a number of them. Some reading if you’re interested:

Single human errors don’t generally cause accidents for a variety of reasons, but significant levels of redundancy help. Accidents happen because mistakes build on mistakes.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chain_of_events_(accident_analysis)

This is an example of one type of human error chain related accident. Could be caused by a variety of things, but this shows that the plane in these cases has basically nothing to do with the accident. All human error.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Controlled_flight_into_terrain

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

Are we Bitcoin mining in git commits now?

It’s double illegal now. Everyone knows that’s when shit gets super serious.

At least a few do.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/eating-raw-cookie-dough-actually-can-be-deadly/

The math checks out. He’s got a Florida social

Punctuation is woke. Thank you for keeping your post anti-woke.

You want me to stop getting my check direct deposited and…cash a paper version at a casino? How does that make any sense? Are we thinking that casinos don’t sell my personal data or spy on me?

not much of a supply chain for not much of a donkey

I hope your eggs are newer than your bills.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giada_De_Laurentiis

She has a real cooking show.

That’s oddly specific, have you had this issue in the past?

Many are “coffee badging,” or swiping their ID badges at the office to record their arrival, staying 30 minutes or so ‒ long enough to greet colleagues and grab a cup of coffee – and then heading back home.

The beans stay in the safe, everyone knows this.

My arm is asleep but I don’t want to disturb her.

I love it! I’d love to hear more about the tools you used and what was the biggest struggle.

It’s just ssssscience

the name in Afrikaans means “the spring where two buffaloes were shot stone-dead with one shot” (Afrikaans: Twee buffels met een skoot morsdood geskiet fontein).

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tweebuffelsmeteenskootmorsdoodgeskietfontein

I mean, it’s their names.

In 1869, Goldman Sachs was founded by Marcus Goldman in New York City in a one-room basement office next to a coal chute. In 1882, Goldman’s son-in-law Samuel Sachs joined the firm.