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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 months ago

Man Wishes He Was Dumb Enough to Be Happy All the Time

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Man Wishes He Was Dumb Enough to Be Happy All the Time

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 months ago
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Local highly-observant man Gavin Wells recently started to sincerely wish he was dumb enough to experience genuine happiness, multiple friends confirmed.
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    Some days it feels like it would be easier to take a ball peen hammer to my prefrontal cortex than deal with the rest of my species.

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