But if I’m white and have guns I am an oppressor.

Yes, humans are awful and will spread their misery.

Humans like to think they’re cool.

Humans are not cool.

Deal with it.

And it’s not just that it’s awful. Fascism is awful everywhere.

It’s that it’s just so goddamn tacky.

And they’re all still failing at making us even a halfway respectable species.

One of my biggest reasons for being an anarchist is that idiots shouldn’t be in charge.

And everyone is an idiot.

Anyone who holds “The Founding Fathers” in reverence has no business in government.

But if you don’t act like that you won’t get elected.

They like the idea of the constitution, just like they like the idea of the Bible: an unquestionable authority with no real rules on its interpretation.

I do so love being the most awful gender of the most awful race of the most awful country of the most awful species in the worst of all possible worlds.

And I’m supposed to make friends with these assholes?

anarchists are in charge

Anarchists.

In charge.

Roll that around in your mind a bit.

Gonna put it in the spicy light box

I know it’s more pleasant to think that this is the result of propaganda by a small number of awful people, but at some point we have to accept that we, as a species, are awful as a whole. Including ourselves.

Shithole country.

Why bother trying to save it.

Every community is walkable if you walk enough.

I bet he says that to everyone and his satisfaction ratings are through the roof

Because America is mostly a bunch of shit-eating flies and you don’t win elections without them.

Because people are terrible.

He’ll use ALL CAPS for EMPHASIS

I’m gonna make a streaming service that’s all ads because apparently people don’t give a damn about it anymore.

I will never support another politician again.

Fuck ugh Fetterman.

The Onion coming in hot today.