Lemmings.world
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world to Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

These pretzels look like buttholes

i.imgur.com

external-link
message-square
34
link
fedilink
128
external-link

These pretzels look like buttholes

i.imgur.com

Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world to Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
message-square
34
link
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • Netto Hikari@social.fossware.space
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    27
    ·
    2 years ago

    As a German, I’ll have to disappoint you even further: These aren’t pretzels at all.

    • 9284562@kbin.social
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      7
      ·
      2 years ago

      They aren’t even bretzels

      • Netto Hikari@social.fossware.space
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        6
        ·
        2 years ago

        I wanted to say Brezel, but I feared that I have to explain myself. Yes. I don’t understand why english-speakers say “Pretzel” instead of how Germans say it: “Brezel”

        But I don’t really care either.

        • geissi@feddit.de
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          4
          ·
          2 years ago

          Germans say it: “Brezel”

          Tbf, that is not universal.
          https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brezel?oldformat=true#Wortvarianten

          • Netto Hikari@social.fossware.space
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            2
            ·
            2 years ago

            Maybe, but I speak Hochdeutsch and where I’m from, we call it “Brezel”.

    • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.worldOP
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      2 years ago

      I do love a good regular pretzel, but IMHO, American hard pretzels are a pretty awesome snack. But yeah, they’re more like an Italian breadstick.

      And also, Americans took hard breadsticks and made a soft variant of them. Us Americans like to iterate on the foods our great grandparents brought over to the colonies.

      • Netto Hikari@social.fossware.space
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        edit-2
        2 years ago

        Germany has over 300 variants of bread. We don’t only have pretzels, we also have all kinds of different stuff baked in soda lye.

        We even have a song about it. Baby got Laugengebäck.

        I’ve been to the US. 2 times, in fact. While I really, really love american people… Your bread is pretty bad. I mean… Even our regular grocery store bread is better than what I had in the US. Which is sad. There are several articles and videos on the web that explain why that is.

        • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.worldOP
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          1
          ·
          2 years ago

          It kind of depends on the state you go to. America is pretty damn big, and different regions are known for different things. Food varies a lot across the US, just as it varies across Europe.

          I’m in California’s San Francisco Bay Area. And we’re bread snobs over here. I’m confident that California can throw down if brought into a bread fight.

          • Netto Hikari@social.fossware.space
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            1
            ·
            edit-2
            2 years ago

            Don’t want to offend you at all, but I’m still 100% sure that american bread isn’t as good as german bread. No matter where it comes from in america. Germans practically “live” their bread. German bread is also a UNESCO world heritage.

            I’ve been to many places in the world and the world got some damn good food. Food is where Germany often lacks (in my opinion). But one single thing that I always miss when I go abroad: German bread.

            I live at the border to Denmark. When I pass the border and head to the grocery store over there, the bread sucks. Like, really.

            Germans are just very serious with bread and beer (I head someone call beer “liquid bread”).

            Edit: Calling my american brother @Zengen@social.fossware.space. He’s been to Germany 3 times now. What do you think about our bread, bro? 😆

            • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.worldOP
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              2
              ·
              2 years ago

              Unrelated note, I’m pretty happy to be off Reddit and chatting with you about bread on Lemmy. I’d offer to send you some local bread, but I know it just wouldn’t be the same after being in a plastic bag for a week on a plane. 😆

              • Netto Hikari@social.fossware.space
                link
                fedilink
                arrow-up
                1
                ·
                2 years ago

                Come to Germany and have your mind blown. 😜

  • Potato_in_my_anus@lemmy.ml
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    5
    ·
    2 years ago

    Looks like they just had some action.

    • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.worldOP
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      8
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      2 years ago

      Username checks out

    • tal@kbin.social
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      2 years ago

      Holy cow, are you the POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS?

  • justsomeguy@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    5
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    2 years ago

    Is there a donotstickyourdickinthat community yet?

  • daddyjones@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    4
    ·
    2 years ago

    Severely prolapsed buttholes perhaps…

  • tj@kbin.social
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    2 years ago

    You might have seen too much porn lately…

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    2 years ago

    Those buttholes look like bagel chips, not pretzels.

  • s6original@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    2 years ago

    Savory sphincter spheres.

  • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.worldOP
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    2 years ago

    I have friends and family in Germany. My wife used to be married to German and used to live in Germany, so not having shit brea in the house is a priority. ;) Cool thing about German bread is that it’s super varied. Lots of different things that are all amazing.

    That said, I’ll gladly bring a loaf of San Francisco sourdough to a bread fight. That bread fucks.

  • idrinkpiss@kbin.social
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    3
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    2 years ago

    These pretzels are making me thirsty

  • Techpriest@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    2 years ago

    deleted by creator

  • StudSpud The Starchy@aussie.zone
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    2 years ago

    Pucker up!

    • BurnTheRight@kbin.social
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      edit-2
      2 years ago

      Your comment beneath your thumbnail is goddamned perfection.

      • StudSpud The Starchy@aussie.zone
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        2 years ago

        ;)

  • trouser_mouse@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    2 years ago

    Can you fit your finger or whatever in one?

  • Lzwzli@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    2 years ago

    I sure hope your butthole doesn’t look like that…

    • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.worldOP
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      2 years ago

      Put a tootsie roll in the center and it’s not too far off from my dog’s

  • QubaXR@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    2 years ago

    You may want to visit a proctologist…

  • essigvater@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    2 years ago

    A true delicacy in certain parts of my bedroom.

    • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.worldOP
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      2 years ago

      Pretzels that is. Right?

      • essigvater@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        2 years ago

        yes… pretzels…

Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world

mildlyinteresting@lemmy.world

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !mildlyinteresting@lemmy.world

This is for strictly mildly interesting material. If it’s too interesting, it doesn’t belong. If it’s not interesting, it doesn’t belong.

This is obviously an objective criteria, so the mods are always right. Or maybe mildly right? Ahh… what do we know?

Just post some stuff and don’t spam.

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 23 users / day
  • 1.2K users / week
  • 5.41K users / month
  • 10.9K users / 6 months
  • 84 local subscribers
  • 20.5K subscribers
  • 762 Posts
  • 16.7K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • marcar@lemmy.world
  • Jimbabwe@lemmy.ml
  • WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world
  • BE: 0.19.11
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org