What do you secretly, and weiredly enjoy doing? We will not judge 😊

  • @kozel@szmer.info
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    491 year ago

    I’m a man and wear a skirt, that’s not the deal. But when nobody is around, I start spinning. It’s such a great feeling!

  • @demonquark@lemmy.world
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    401 year ago

    Go for walks in the middle of the night. Like in a residential neighborhood, or an industrial district. It’s just so peaceful.

  • Remy Rose
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    391 year ago

    I like getting “worked on”, I guess you could say? Like… I like going to the dentist, for example. Anything that kinda hurts but is for my own good, and involves just staying still on a chair/table while somebody else takes care of it.

    • @CeruleanRuin
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      191 year ago

      Being forced to keep perfectly still while my jaw is cranked open and someone scrapes away at my teeth is oddly relaxing. I literally almost fell asleep once.

  • I talk to my dog while walking. “Do you want to go this way or that? Don’t go in there, that’s not our garden. Hey look, doggies! Shall we go and say hello? It’s ok, don’t be frightened, it’s a cement mixer, it won’t hurt you. Oh, are we going home now?”

    • @Wahots@pawb.social
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      51 year ago

      Neoprene can be quite cozy. A lot of people like it! I just wish it didn’t have that strong smell as much.

  • comfortablyglum
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    181 year ago

    I microwave my ice cream. Not until it’s completely melted, but till there is just the right mix of melty and firm. Even better is eating microwaved ice cream in the middle of winter while cuddled under and electric blanket. Pure bliss!

    • @miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml
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      131 year ago

      As a kid, I liked to turn my ice cream into an actual creamy texture by repeatedly stabbing it with my spoon.

      I looked like a maniac doing it, but the result is great

      • @prenupbutter@lemm.ee
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        31 year ago

        I was a dumb kid, went for the same consistency in the grossest way possible, which was putting spoonfuls in my mouth, spitting it back into the bowl and mixing it in. One day an older friend saw that, horrified. Told me to just stir the ice cream for a while instead and I stopped with the saliva ice cream shenanigans from then on.

        • @miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml
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          11 year ago

          Kids aren’t the smartest sometimes, you and me both certainly weren’t exempt from that rule

          But you had the right idea. I mean hey, it’s called ice cream for a reason, no?

    • Ada
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      21 year ago

      I have a phobia of partially melted ice cream…

      This would be a special kind of hell for me…

  • wellDuuhOP
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    1 year ago

    I’ll go first…

    perfect, smoooth fart… And the lightness that follows after… Very Soothing

  • @TeaHands@lemmy.world
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    171 year ago

    Well I’ve spent the last three days thoroughly entranced by the World Jigsaw Puzzle Championship, which it turns out is a thing. So idk, maybe that?

  • @FollyDolly@lemmy.world
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    161 year ago

    Sometimes when I get pissed off at life I go do a little sky screamimg. Basically I go out in my lawn and yell FUCK or RAAAGGGUUHHH at the sky until I feel better. Benefits of living in the country, nieghbors haven’t said shit.

    • @joelfromaus@aussie.zone
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      1 year ago

      neighbours haven’t said shit.

      Probably too scared.

      “FollyDolly’s out screaming again. I’m gonna say something!”

      “No, don’t. It’ll be more trouble than what it’s worth.”

      “They’re scaring the children!”

      “And what if they come back with a knife? What then, Karen?”

      “Ok, but I’m writing it in my FollyDolly Scream Journal for evidence.”

  • @Pantherina@feddit.de
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    1 year ago

    Look nerdy videos of people doing nerdy stuff, that I will never do myself.

    Also, doing system updates

    • all-knight-party
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      131 year ago

      I wish I could say that in 2023 people would be past judging others for “basic music taste” but I still see people on the internet shitting on artists like Katy Perry. It’s okay to not like an artist, but it’s not bad music, it’s definitively good and well made.

      Ke$ha is a persona she puts on, and she has catchy music! Be proud of that shit!

  • @Nivekd@lemm.ee
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    111 year ago

    Not sure if “secret” applies, but you know I’m dancing when that perfect song comes on at Walmart or the grocery store or wherever.

    • Chetzemoka
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      71 year ago

      I sing in public frequently. (I’m trained, so I know I’m not fully torturing the public lol)

      • wellDuuhOP
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        51 year ago

        “Gentlemen we found the culprit!” 🤣🤣

      • @nickajeglin@lemmy.one
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        21 year ago

        I don’t know how to put this tactfully, but impromptu public performance of any kind is widely considered torture.

        • Chetzemoka
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          61 year ago

          I don’t think anyone minds me singing to myself as I walk by. I’m not standing in the queue belting out opera lol

    • wellDuuhOP
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      21 year ago

      Woa, I do this when the song jibes with me ( when rhythmic in perfect sync with what i’m doing)