Dated a girl in college and we would drink in the parking lot and then walk on the pier at night. At the entrance of the boardwalk the street was painted, "

NO DOGS SMOKING RUNNING BICYCLE RIDING FISHING JUMPING SOLICITING"

She looked up at me dead in the eyes with a sincere face and said, " Why cant dogs do any of that stuff? "

“that’s it, you’re going to a home”

That’s why apostrophes are important

I feel like this is a conversation I’ll be having with my 9-year-old, when he’s older. Say maybe 10 or so.