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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 11 months ago

Anon meets his gf's parents

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Anon meets his gf's parents

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 11 months ago
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  • 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙼𝚎𝚘𝚠@programming.dev
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    I actually remember this one being much longer. IIRC, dad starts yelling that he “won’t be threatened in his own house”, anon gets confused and tries to explain, mom starts yelling, he leaves the house, gf gets mad at him for even having the gun, asking how long he’s been carrying it with him.

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      That’d be hilarious, as it confirms that the dad wanted to intimidate anon by pulling out his gun and in turn got intimidated by anon’s gun.

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        Found the full thing:

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          Lmaoà, the escalation reminds me of that Tumblr thread about making tea.

          @ChairmanMeow@programming.dev, from CHS by the way?

          • 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙼𝚎𝚘𝚠@programming.dev
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            I don’t know what CHS is so I’m not sure what you mean by that (then again that might answer your question maybe :P).

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              then again that might answer your question maybe :P

              Haha, Canadian Hardware Swap.
              Yeah, I suppose it do answer my question 🥲

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                Haha I’m not Canadian and live about an ocean away from there, so definitely not me 😋. Lovely place though, I should visit sometime (and swap hardware I guess 😅).

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          its honestly funnier without

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