• SeanM
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      25 months ago

      If you’re driving at night, you gotta flash them brights.

  • Victor
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    85 months ago

    Sometimes when I’m with my 5 and 3 year olds, yeah.

  • 👍Maximum Derek👍
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    75 months ago

    Working in a grocery store in high school blunted that fun for me, because when you’re busy and trying to go in and out those doors can be frustratingly slow. I like to think better of my Jedi powers.

    But, since then, I do get the desire to shoulder-check the door to pop it off the tracks - so I can use it as a swing door. I got good at doing it when I’d do cart returns.

  • @Jeredin@lemm.ee
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    65 months ago

    Wait, there are people who don’t? J/k but I like to pretend to kick the air as if I’m kicking a door open/down. I get looks, and I’m okay with that.

    • SeanM
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      15 months ago

      That’s what I thought, too. It’s almost like a second nature to wave my hand across those automatic doors.

  • @Tazerface
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    55 months ago

    No. But when a door doesn’t open I always think of the Simpsons episode where Bart sold his sole to Milhouse.

  • @Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world
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    55 months ago

    And at stoplights, yes.

    “You will turn green”

    turns green

    “Yeah, I’m a fuckin’ Jedi.”

    “No you’re not. You just watched the light on the cross street.”

    “I find your lack of faith disturbing.”