@salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish • 5 months agoTIL "How do you dress?" means "Which pants leg do you put your penis down?"www.realmenrealstyle.comexternal-linkmessage-square119fedilinkarrow-up1221arrow-down147file-text
arrow-up1174arrow-down1external-linkTIL "How do you dress?" means "Which pants leg do you put your penis down?"www.realmenrealstyle.com@salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish • 5 months agomessage-square119fedilinkfile-text
minus-square@TheTetrapod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish5•5 months agoIs this a joke? How do you “pin up” your dick?
minus-square@ShepherdPie@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglish5•5 months agoA miniature clothes line running across your waist and some clothes pins. Obviously.
minus-square@noodlejetski@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish2•5 months agohttps://www.thingsmydickdoes.com/ NSFW, obviously.
minus-squarecredit crazylinkfedilinkEnglish3•5 months agoAm I like the only man here that wears underwear I’ve never worn underwear that lets my cock hang like do you guys get underwear that it is like 2 times the size of your waist
Is this a joke? How do you “pin up” your dick?
Just run a pushpin through it?
A miniature clothes line running across your waist and some clothes pins. Obviously.
Prince Albert?
https://www.thingsmydickdoes.com/
NSFW, obviously.
Am I like the only man here that wears underwear I’ve never worn underwear that lets my cock hang like do you guys get underwear that it is like 2 times the size of your waist
I’m extremely confused by the fact that people are confused