Who’s ready for Pandemic 2?

  • BuckFigotstheThird
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    257 months ago

    I’m aware. Those super smart conservatives are lapping it up. These grifters have gotta own dairy stock or something.

    • @Revonult@lemmy.world
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      77 months ago

      I didn’t even think about them trying to move product that would be hard to sell. I just thought they were dumb. Makes so much more sense.

    • @Naich
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      57 months ago

      “Lapping it up”. Nice.

    • @afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world
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      37 months ago

      Manufacturing controversy.

      Take a non-issue, make an issue out of it. Get a rating boost. I could almost understand if they own dairy stocks, because I can understand wanting money. This isn’t about money, this is about being relevant when they have no legit reason for getting that relevancy.

      Every time you hear one of those political talking heads just mentally picture a small child version of them trying to get their dad’s attention by acting out.

      Or for real laughs go read their Wikipedia page and see their wasted existence. They only have two bios

      Bio 1. Born on 3rd base, got a law degree, failed at being a lawyer. Series of political appointments with no accomplishments.

      Bio 2. Somehow flunked out of a communication major. Local radio or YouTube doing sports commentary until the day they got noticed by talking politics. 1 out of a 1000 of them become wealthy on a pile of corpses and the rest linger on until they get arrested for beating up their wife.