Jesus to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 10 months agoIf hemroids are common and can openly bleed, and people poop with hemroids, how do people not get infected buttholes all the time?message-square60fedilinkarrow-up1170arrow-down16
arrow-up1164arrow-down1message-squareIf hemroids are common and can openly bleed, and people poop with hemroids, how do people not get infected buttholes all the time?Jesus to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 10 months agomessage-square60fedilink
minus-square@mysoulishome@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish13•10 months agoA bidet helps. Gentle splash of water vs scratchy paper.
minus-square@Shdwdrgn@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglish4•10 months agoYou might want to treat yourself to some better quality paper.
minus-square@darth_helmet@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink11•10 months agoWiping your ass with silk is still significantly more friction than water
minus-squareThe Pantserlinkfedilink9•10 months agoIdk, water split the grand canyon, water sounds dangerous. /s
minus-square@DudeDudensonlink5•10 months agoI do both, using a bidet just makes sense. Do you use the shower or do you clean your entire body with paper towels?
minus-square@Shdwdrgn@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglish4•10 months agoMeh, bidets are a lie too. Give yourself an enema, make sure you’re clean inside and out!
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A bidet helps. Gentle splash of water vs scratchy paper.
You might want to treat yourself to some better quality paper.
Wiping your ass with silk is still significantly more friction than water
Idk, water split the grand canyon, water sounds dangerous. /s
Big, if true
I do both, using a bidet just makes sense.
Do you use the shower or do you clean your entire body with paper towels?
Toilet Paper is a lie!
Meh, bidets are a lie too. Give yourself an enema, make sure you’re clean inside and out!
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
Toilet Paper is a lie!
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.