• Match!!
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      337 months ago

      have you considered taking a job as a mid-1600s sailor

    • @anonymouse
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      87 months ago

      I should go back to doing this instead of eating Cheetos. Sleeve of crackers and a serving spoon of peanut butter. So good.

        • @Pinklink@lemm.ee
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          57 months ago

          Someone who makes you feel like you have to hide who you are is not acting like a very good partner :( and you can tell her I said so

          • swab148
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            67 months ago

            “Baby, I know we’ve been together for 12 years, but some random person on the internet said we should break up because I eat crackers, so it’s over.”

            • @seth@lemmy.world
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              77 months ago

              I read it as a helpful cue to shore up the small discordant point in the relationship, with saltine goodness and a little brainstorming on ways to improve the crackerage. Couples who cracker together, something something.

              • An Otter
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                27 months ago

                Couples who cracker together, smack ‘er together?

          • She calls me a weirdo but she still brings me crackers and peanut butter or she makes me “cracker stew” (which is soup fully saturated with crackers) when I’m sick.

            We’re good, but next time she bugs me for it I’ll repeat the message

    • Dale
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      17 months ago

      You gotta do it without water