• swab148
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    67 months ago

    “Baby, I know we’ve been together for 12 years, but some random person on the internet said we should break up because I eat crackers, so it’s over.”

    • @seth@lemmy.world
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      77 months ago

      I read it as a helpful cue to shore up the small discordant point in the relationship, with saltine goodness and a little brainstorming on ways to improve the crackerage. Couples who cracker together, something something.

      • An Otter
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        27 months ago

        Couples who cracker together, smack ‘er together?