The broadcaster, newscaster, sportscaster, podcaster and star of Alpha Papa tackles questions about the climate crisis, Strictly Come Dancing and true love
I was watching the left-leaning propaganda display with a Welsh woman I’d accidentally started dating, and she asked if I had any Doritos, perhaps because she was hungry or wanted to crunch loudly over the commentary.
For the next six hours, we were sick again and again, locked in a double helix of distress and euphoric relief accompanied by the smell of wet wipes.
As a man with few equals, who can think on his feet while talking eloquently into a microphone, isn’t it time we heard you commentating on a Cup Final?
MarkAPLaughed at wife when face swelled up after bee sting(s); kicked pig; wasn’t great dad.
Remember: Norfolk is a big, flat pancake of a county with fewer public transport journeys available per head, as a percentage of mean population density, than anywhere in the UK.
And while this isn’t the place to get into the whole he-said-she-said of whether climate change is actually happening, what I will say is that while cars are demonised, other sources of greenhouse emissions get off scot-free.
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If we ever need to fight back against malevolent AI bots, perhaps emulating Alan Partridge wouldn’t be the worst strategy. They won’t have the slightest idea what we’re talking about.
This is the best summary I could come up with:
I was watching the left-leaning propaganda display with a Welsh woman I’d accidentally started dating, and she asked if I had any Doritos, perhaps because she was hungry or wanted to crunch loudly over the commentary.
For the next six hours, we were sick again and again, locked in a double helix of distress and euphoric relief accompanied by the smell of wet wipes.
As a man with few equals, who can think on his feet while talking eloquently into a microphone, isn’t it time we heard you commentating on a Cup Final?
MarkAPLaughed at wife when face swelled up after bee sting(s); kicked pig; wasn’t great dad.
Remember: Norfolk is a big, flat pancake of a county with fewer public transport journeys available per head, as a percentage of mean population density, than anywhere in the UK.
And while this isn’t the place to get into the whole he-said-she-said of whether climate change is actually happening, what I will say is that while cars are demonised, other sources of greenhouse emissions get off scot-free.
The original article contains 1,514 words, the summary contains 175 words. Saved 88%. I’m a bot and I’m open source!
If we ever need to fight back against malevolent AI bots, perhaps emulating Alan Partridge wouldn’t be the worst strategy. They won’t have the slightest idea what we’re talking about.
You can only remove so much before it becomes complete nonsense.