• WittyProfileName2 [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    Allegedly, when William the Conqueror first landed in England he tripped in the sand.

    I’d’ve left a land mine where he was going to fall, turning the future king of England into a fine mist and a scattering of viscera.

    Probably Sound of Thunder meself out of existence, but it’d be worth for the immediate chaos it would cause.

    • @CeruleanRuin
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      1 year ago

      That would probably snuff me out. I have a tenuous family link to him through a bastard somewhere along the line.

      Then again he was in his late 30s by the time he invaded England, so he’d probably done most of his seed-sewing already.