Oh my god I’ve got so many 😭

  • sayqueensbridge [none/use name]
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    461 year ago

    I didn’t understand the concept of a climax until it happened. The first time crankin it I remember mid way through thinking “I don’t get it, so if I keep doing this it just keeps feeling better and better infinitely?” When it happened it was one of the most stunning moments of my life.

    • @SHOW_ME_YOUR_ASSHOLE@lemm.ee
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      1 year ago

      Until my first ejaculation, I thought the only time something came out of my penis was when I was peeing. I was so surprised when something else came out and holy shit there was so much of it everywhere. I didn’t know that could happen and it made a mess all over my surroundings.

      Last minute addition: I thought a woman could get pregnant if a man licked between her boobs. This was before my first ejaculation.

      • @DudeDudenson
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        31 year ago

        I had my first real ejaculation while I was sleeping as a kid. The one time I slept over at my grandma’s. She never said anything but boy did I have impecable timing.