• DagonPie
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    611 months ago

    Im not even 30 yet and im going gray. How fucked am i

    • @JustAManOnAToilet@lemmy.world
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      411 months ago

      There’s a natural regimen to save yourself - you must cut out all gluten, eat meals consisting of horse/radish paste (that’s a paste made of horses and radishes), and drink at least 6 glasses of clam juice per day.